Progressive: the government is inherently more moral.
Liberals: Think about he oppressed racial groups this will help Israel can you give us more money for our re-election campaign?
Conservatives: God damn we're a bunch of spineless faggots. Israel can you give us more money for our re-election campaign?
Retarded Blue Pilled: I'm glad I don't have to worry since I don't own anything.
Retarded Red Pilled: LOL Luckily I live in a red state and that TOTALLY COULDN"T HAPPEN TO ME. Suck it libs **three weeks later, receives similar notice**
EDF Users: **posts furrie porn, spams gay porn, and then takes bonghits**
Me: **spent three hours last night just loading magazines.**