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Satanism is jewish
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Very shocking.
Imagine if the first christians and their prophet were jews, how weird would that be?
dont think it would matter, nothing is too important for giving to (((greatest ally))).
Call Me Tim
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You do understand when they all started following Christ, they then became Christians. So there's that.
People convert all the time. Mike Tyson converted to islam while in prison, which shouldn't be a surprise.
Atheists convert to Christianity and vice versa. With Christianity, their are no legal, social or punitive repercussions much unlike the others.
Lovecraft
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Just another sect of judaism.
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And jews hate Christians. Their most holy book the Talmud expresses it quite thoroughly.
CRASH COURSE
Bava Kamma 113a:21-22
“…it is permitted to deceive a gentile.”
Sanhedrin 57a:17
“…it is permitted for a Jew to rob a gentile.”
Sanhedrin 57a:16
“If a Jew murders a gentile, he is exempt … a Jew may kill a gentile”
Sanhedrin 58b:17
“A gentile who struck a Jew is liable to receive the death penalty”
Sanhedrin 58b:18
“One who slaps the cheek of a Jew is considered as though he slapped the cheek of the Divine Presence … One who strikes [nokesh] a Jew is considered as though he hurt the cheek [lo’a] of the Holy One.”
Eruvin 21b:8
“My son, be careful to fulfill the words of the Sages [soferim] even more than the words of the Torah… anyone who transgresses the words of the Sages is liable to receive the death penalty” (sage = rabbi)
Pedophilia is acceptable after three years old.
Ketubot 11b:6
“An adult man who engaged in intercourse with a minor girl less than three years old has done nothing”
Homopedo is ok if less than nine.
Sanhedrin 54b:21
“…if a child who is less than nine years old engages in homosexual intercourse passively, the one who engages in intercourse with him is not liable.”
Jews make up shit or admit they are peepers.
Avodah Zarah 22b:12
“Rabbi Ḥanina: I once saw a gentile who bought a goose in the market, engaged in bestiality with it, strangled it, roasted it, and then ate it. And similarly, Rabbi Yirmeya of Difti says: I saw a certain Arab who bought a thigh of meat from the market and carved a space in it that was the size necessary to allow for penetration. Subsequently, he penetrated it, roasted it, and ate it.”
Keritot 6b:19-20
“… gentiles … Aren’t they included in the meaning of the term person [adam]? … Indeed they are not… the Jewish people, are called adam, but gentiles are not called adam.” (gentiles are animals in human form - goyim)
Chagigah 27a:7-8
“The fire of Gehenna has no power over Torah scholars… The fire of Gehenna has no power over the sinners of Israel either.” (no matter what a jew does he/she is not punished by God. -- gee I wonder where they get their superiority complex from)
Gittin 57a:3-4
“Onkelos then went and raised Jesus the Nazarene from the grave through necromancy… What is the punishment of that man, a euphemism for Jesus himself, in the next world? Jesus said to him: He is punished with boiling excrement. As the Master said: Anyone who mocks the words of the Sages will be sentenced to boiling excrement.” (jews believe Christ is boiling in shit)
jews > God
Bava Metzia 59b:5
“Since the Torah was already given at Mount Sinai, we do not regard a Divine Voice … What did the Holy One, Blessed be He, do at that time … The Holy One … smiled and said: My children have triumphed over Me; My children have triumphed over Me.”
jews are just fucking retarded, crazy and full of shit.
Gittin 70a:15
“One who came back from traveling on the road and engaged in sexual intercourse immediately has weak children conceived from those acts of intercourse. The Sages taught: With regard to one who comes in from the bathroom, he should not engage in sexual intercourse until he waits the measure of time it takes to walk half a mil because the demon of the bathroom accompanies him. And if he engaged in sexual intercourse without waiting this measure of time, he has children who are epileptic.”
Your child has epilepsy because you creampied your wife and didn't wait long enough after you took a dump. The bathroom demon followed you and fucked your kid up after you shot your load.
Gittin 68a:7-8
“Why was it necessary for Solomon, the author of Ecclesiastes, to have male demons and female demons? … with regard to the building of the Temple … Solomon said to the sages: How shall I make it so that the stone will be precisely cut without using iron? They said to him: There is a creature called a shamir that can cut the stones, which Moses brought and used to cut the stones of the ephod.
Solomon said to them: Where is it found? They said to him: Bring a male demon and a female demon and torment them together. It is possible that they know where, and due to the suffering they will reveal the place to you. Solomon brought a male demon and a female demon and tormented them together, and they said: We do not know where to find the shamir. Perhaps Ashmedai, king of the demons, knows.”
Ashmedai the demon goes to Heaven University everyday to study, and like an OCD autist returns to earth every night to check to make sure no one is drinking/using the water in his watering hole.
Stop me if you heard this one before....
Avodah Zarah 17a:12
“Rabbi Elazar ben Durdayya that he was so promiscuous that he did not leave one prostitute in the world with whom he did not engage in sexual intercourse. Once, he heard that there was one prostitute in one of the cities overseas who would take a purse full of dinars as her payment. He took a purse full of dinars and went and crossed seven rivers to reach her. When they were engaged in the matters to which they were accustomed, a euphemism for intercourse, she passed wind and said: Just as this passed wind will not return to its place, so too Elazar ben Durdayya will not be accepted in repentance, even if he were to try to repent.”
A rabbi that has fucked every prostitute known finds one that he hasn't fucked, and when fucking her, the hooker busts ass, and tells the rabbi cannot return to his land (he has to repent in order to return) like her fart cannot return to her anus.
WHAT
THE
EVERLOVING
FUCK
Source: https://worldeventsandthebible.com/talmud
CRASH COURSE
Bava Kamma 113a:21-22
“…it is permitted to deceive a gentile.”
Sanhedrin 57a:17
“…it is permitted for a Jew to rob a gentile.”
Sanhedrin 57a:16
“If a Jew murders a gentile, he is exempt … a Jew may kill a gentile”
Sanhedrin 58b:17
“A gentile who struck a Jew is liable to receive the death penalty”
Sanhedrin 58b:18
“One who slaps the cheek of a Jew is considered as though he slapped the cheek of the Divine Presence … One who strikes [nokesh] a Jew is considered as though he hurt the cheek [lo’a] of the Holy One.”
Eruvin 21b:8
“My son, be careful to fulfill the words of the Sages [soferim] even more than the words of the Torah… anyone who transgresses the words of the Sages is liable to receive the death penalty” (sage = rabbi)
Pedophilia is acceptable after three years old.
Ketubot 11b:6
“An adult man who engaged in intercourse with a minor girl less than three years old has done nothing”
Homopedo is ok if less than nine.
Sanhedrin 54b:21
“…if a child who is less than nine years old engages in homosexual intercourse passively, the one who engages in intercourse with him is not liable.”
Jews make up shit or admit they are peepers.
Avodah Zarah 22b:12
“Rabbi Ḥanina: I once saw a gentile who bought a goose in the market, engaged in bestiality with it, strangled it, roasted it, and then ate it. And similarly, Rabbi Yirmeya of Difti says: I saw a certain Arab who bought a thigh of meat from the market and carved a space in it that was the size necessary to allow for penetration. Subsequently, he penetrated it, roasted it, and ate it.”
Keritot 6b:19-20
“… gentiles … Aren’t they included in the meaning of the term person [adam]? … Indeed they are not… the Jewish people, are called adam, but gentiles are not called adam.” (gentiles are animals in human form - goyim)
Chagigah 27a:7-8
“The fire of Gehenna has no power over Torah scholars… The fire of Gehenna has no power over the sinners of Israel either.” (no matter what a jew does he/she is not punished by God. -- gee I wonder where they get their superiority complex from)
Gittin 57a:3-4
“Onkelos then went and raised Jesus the Nazarene from the grave through necromancy… What is the punishment of that man, a euphemism for Jesus himself, in the next world? Jesus said to him: He is punished with boiling excrement. As the Master said: Anyone who mocks the words of the Sages will be sentenced to boiling excrement.” (jews believe Christ is boiling in shit)
jews > God
Bava Metzia 59b:5
“Since the Torah was already given at Mount Sinai, we do not regard a Divine Voice … What did the Holy One, Blessed be He, do at that time … The Holy One … smiled and said: My children have triumphed over Me; My children have triumphed over Me.”
jews are just fucking retarded, crazy and full of shit.
Gittin 70a:15
“One who came back from traveling on the road and engaged in sexual intercourse immediately has weak children conceived from those acts of intercourse. The Sages taught: With regard to one who comes in from the bathroom, he should not engage in sexual intercourse until he waits the measure of time it takes to walk half a mil because the demon of the bathroom accompanies him. And if he engaged in sexual intercourse without waiting this measure of time, he has children who are epileptic.”
Your child has epilepsy because you creampied your wife and didn't wait long enough after you took a dump. The bathroom demon followed you and fucked your kid up after you shot your load.
Gittin 68a:7-8
“Why was it necessary for Solomon, the author of Ecclesiastes, to have male demons and female demons? … with regard to the building of the Temple … Solomon said to the sages: How shall I make it so that the stone will be precisely cut without using iron? They said to him: There is a creature called a shamir that can cut the stones, which Moses brought and used to cut the stones of the ephod.
Solomon said to them: Where is it found? They said to him: Bring a male demon and a female demon and torment them together. It is possible that they know where, and due to the suffering they will reveal the place to you. Solomon brought a male demon and a female demon and tormented them together, and they said: We do not know where to find the shamir. Perhaps Ashmedai, king of the demons, knows.”
Ashmedai the demon goes to Heaven University everyday to study, and like an OCD autist returns to earth every night to check to make sure no one is drinking/using the water in his watering hole.
Stop me if you heard this one before....
Avodah Zarah 17a:12
“Rabbi Elazar ben Durdayya that he was so promiscuous that he did not leave one prostitute in the world with whom he did not engage in sexual intercourse. Once, he heard that there was one prostitute in one of the cities overseas who would take a purse full of dinars as her payment. He took a purse full of dinars and went and crossed seven rivers to reach her. When they were engaged in the matters to which they were accustomed, a euphemism for intercourse, she passed wind and said: Just as this passed wind will not return to its place, so too Elazar ben Durdayya will not be accepted in repentance, even if he were to try to repent.”
A rabbi that has fucked every prostitute known finds one that he hasn't fucked, and when fucking her, the hooker busts ass, and tells the rabbi cannot return to his land (he has to repent in order to return) like her fart cannot return to her anus.
WHAT
THE
EVERLOVING
FUCK
Source: https://worldeventsandthebible.com/talmud
Call Me Tim
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Because nothing can lift one's spirits like rape.
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Even jews love killing jews.
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Communism is jewish
Call Me Tim
EDF Hero
How do you not understand that it's not a completely different philosophy and set of goals than satan-jew
Call Me Tim
EDF Hero
jews don't accept Christ. They believe He's boiling in shit in hell. They believe He was executed because he lead a rebellion against the Romans. There is no such rebellion documented at the time of His death.
Plus, what Christians and jews believe about God are completely different things. But a shithead like you wouldn't know the difference.
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Same jew blood god, founders are jews, prophet also a jew, kept substantial jewish holy text and rituals, still perpetuates jewish propaganda of jews being divinely chosen by horrible invisible and intangible parasite that is to be venerated even at the followers expense.
That all sounds pretty fucking jewish to me, Shylock.
would you rather us americans going around screaming "PRAISE ODIN!"?