Dating Criteria

Yarblesthefilth

Yarblesthefilth

Normie
What are the minimum traits your date/partner would have in order for there to be long term potential? List them in order of importance here. I'll start.


1. Female.
2. Age gap <10 years. (I'm over 30)
3. Capable of living independently.
4. Confident or at least not needing constant assurance.
5. Facial features do not resemble smashed shellfish.
6. I can deadlift her straight off the ground into a fireman's carry without spraining anything.
7. Sucks me off.
8. Doesn't cover every free surface with junk.
 
.wil

.wil

Dramacrat
FAGGOT OF THE YEAR EDF2 Survivor ED Service Doggo Does It For Free E-Detective EDitor ShoopPhag Medicofag
ilovejesus69

ilovejesus69

Gamer-American
Nico Nico Nii E-Detective Mind Control Administrator
  • +2 To All Skills
  • +45% Faster Run/Walk
  • +1 To Teleport
  • +750-775 Defense (varies)
  • +(0.75 Per Character Level) +0-74 To Strength (Based On Character Level)
  • Increase Maximum Life 5%
  • Damage Reduced By 8%
  • +14 Life After Each Kill
  • 15% Damage Taken Goes To Mana
  • +(1 Per Character Level) +1-99% Better Chance of Getting Magic Items (Based On Character Level)
 
Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

obnoxious faggot
CANCER
>Decent looking.
>Not a bitch.
 
kurisu

kurisu

Ediot
Dumbass Bedtime Gameboy Potato Infantry
Yarblesthefilth said:
What are the minimum traits your date/partner would have in order for there to be long term potential? List them in order of importance here. I'll start.


1. Female.
2. Age gap <10 years. (I'm over 30)
3. Capable of living independently.
4. Confident or at least not needing constant assurance.
5. Facial features do not resemble smashed shellfish.
6. I can deadlift her straight off the ground into a fireman's carry without spraining anything.
7. Sucks me off.
8. Doesn't cover every free surface with junk.
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1. female
2. cleft chin
 
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