Dreams Thread

I recently had the most awful dream I’ve had in years. It starred my beloved Poochie.

In the dream, my life had become very busy and hectic. I had little time to devote to Poochie, so I made the horrendous decision to place Poochie with a service that would match Poochie with a deserving family.

As soon as I got home, I realised what a terrible mistake I had made. In an absolute panic, I called the company that was holding Poochie and explained the situation. They pretended not to know who I was and they claimed there was no dog named Poochie at their facility.

I ran to my car in sheer terror because I knew that Poochie would be adopted immediately by someone if I didn’t get there in time. Poochie is unusually cute and utterly irresistible to anyone wanting a dog.

And then I woke up. In a fearful sweat, I ran to Poochie to make sure Poochie was okay and I apologized profusely for having a nightmare where I would give Poochie away. Let me be clear: that will NEVER happen in real life!!
 
Bizarre series of dreams: for some reason, the Pawn Stars came over to my house to do some excavation of the yard and found a bunch of coins. They excavated the garage which also had a bunch of coins and for some reason was compacted sand and gravel instead of concrete. Next they were going to excavate the basement, which for some reason turned into a deep cleaning session. There had been a recent party foul and there were several beers that were completely full and left there, so of course I tried drinking the good ones that were opened and left because ... WTF man! By that time, the house had become famous and a bunch of random people came around.

Next, the back yard started to become a menagerie, although wild, so whatever a wild gathering of animals is considered. First, Cory from Pawn Stars and I were attacked by a 15 foot crocodile. I climbed on the roof and started to throw some conveniently placed large branches to get the croc to retreat. It did so under the deck, where I tried to warn others of it, but no one seemed to care or believe me.

Then, a bunch of other animals were around. I had warned the other guests about the possibility of a lion, which then of course materialized and after some cajoling (I was pushing the lion to go somewhere else) I managed to make the lion temporarily go away, only for the lion to find the baby giraffes near the corner of the fence line and start to massacre them by caber tossing them around by their necks.

There was a woman I've never seen before who was walking about 20 dogs who then abandoned the dogs to come visit (or the dogs just disappeared) and then my best friend usurped me and absconded with her as I was still trying to clean up various rooms.

Finally, it turned into a family affair where my aunt predicted her own death.

It was one of those rare dreams that seemed to last for like an hour with different stages, but all wrapped around the same theme of me trying to get my house in order, only for everyone else to come in and make things weird.
 
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