Emigrating to Germany

As mentioned before Germany doesn't need more immigrants, but they will likely accept you with open arms :(
 
The German Democratic Republic needs me to spread communism and fight the western scum, I already submitted my application to join the free german youth so I hope they will accept me into their country with open arms.

your rotund figure will go straight to the meat grinder so they can use your ample fatty meat to make more of the bland god-awful sausage slop they love so much
 
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