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Does anyone else get really strange facebook ads trying to sell them random shit?

Mostly I get ads for hair removal products and sexy woman's underwear. But, right now, I'm getting this:

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"What is your poop story?", asking people to send personal stories about shit for some sort of movie.
A month prior, facebook was showing me, on a daily basis, an ad from the government, reminding me that hiring prostitutes is against the law, as well as this:

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Generic anime girl asking me why I haven't joined her Manga drawing class yet. Also, look at this:

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Care to hazard a guess as to what it is? It looks like the lair of a supervillain, or a 20 foot tall sex toy, but is actually the ominous water tower of Herzelia, where I do not live.
Still, facebook finds it necessary to update me every day on the water conservation efforts of a city in the other side of the country.

other gems have included knee braces for the disabled, 3D penis enlargement advertisements, this hell mask

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and whatever the fuck this is

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Good lord, who WILLINGLY uses facebook?

:facepalm:
You know, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if you were some sjw faggot pretending to "troll" this commnity as (((whatever super-duper-weirdo you represent yourself to be))) and were reporting back on the daily to some hive of jidf freaks on the fB who think they can compile enough evidence of malfeasance to report back to Joan Donovan to come sit on this site and squish the life out of eet for the common good. Well, it ain't happenin' Bucko.
 
Does anyone else get really strange facebook ads trying to sell them random shit?

Mostly I get ads for hair removal products and sexy woman's underwear. But, right now, I'm getting this:

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"What is your poop story?", asking people to send personal stories about shit for some sort of movie.
A month prior, facebook was showing me, on a daily basis, an ad from the government, reminding me that hiring prostitutes is against the law, as well as this:

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Generic anime girl asking me why I haven't joined her Manga drawing class yet. Also, look at this:

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Care to hazard a guess as to what it is? It looks like the lair of a supervillain, or a 20 foot tall sex toy, but is actually the ominous water tower of Herzelia, where I do not live.
Still, facebook finds it necessary to update me every day on the water conservation efforts of a city in the other side of the country.

other gems have included knee braces for the disabled, 3D penis enlargement advertisements, this hell mask

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and whatever the fuck this is

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These are really weird oddman. The hell is that hotdog-looking thing with that pink goop on it?
 
You know, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if you were some sjw faggot pretending to "troll" this commnity as (((whatever super-duper-weirdo you represent yourself to be))) and were reporting back on the daily to some hive of jidf freaks on the fB who think they can compile enough evidence of malfeasance to report back to Joan Donovan to come sit on this site and squish the life out of eet for the common good. Well, it ain't happenin' Bucko.
I like it. That sounds like a blockbuster! Now, go write the screenplay. There is an Oscar in your future.
 
You know, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if you were some sjw faggot pretending to "troll" this commnity as (((whatever super-duper-weirdo you represent yourself to be))) and were reporting back on the daily to some hive of jidf freaks on the fB who think they can compile enough evidence of malfeasance to report back to Joan Donovan to come sit on this site and squish the life out of eet for the common good. Well, it ain't happenin' Bucko.

He's not an sjw, he's just a faggot.
 
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