Florida Man Steals Chicken Wings From 7/11

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

In Naples, Florida; it was reported that a man wearing gloves came into a 7/11 at around 8:23pm (20:23 if you don't use American Time), and stole abunch of chicken wings from a 7/11. Before he left, the guy ate three in front of a cashier, without paying, and left. The story is really funny, too bad it's so short though.
Here is a link to the story from WWBH-2.

 

[Ricki]

In any other place that would be cause for alarm. In Florida it's a day that ends in Y.

 

[Quence]

A negro?

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

A negro?

Who care's.
And get out of my thread.

 

[Quence]

Who care's.
And get out of my thread.

Well, if the perp is a negro, that would be a very common occurrence. But if he's white, that's unusual.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Well, if the perp is a negro, that would be a very common occurrence. But if he's white, that's unusual.

He's the guy kneeling in the grass.
He's clearly white you fucking retard.

 

[Quence]

He's the guy kneeling in the grass.
He's clearly white you fucking retard.

OMG, you did not just ASSUME he's white because of his skin colour! I'll have you know that negroes come in varying skin tones. They're not all just BLACK. You RACIST!!

 

[Corpsefriedchicken]

He's the guy kneeling in the grass.
He's clearly white you fucking retard.

That’s a man?

 

[edge_beta]

That’s a man?

the real question is why is this bs here? who gives a shit about this story?

 

[Call Me Tim]

1/10 Lulz.