FOTY 2024: The Campaign Trail

Lovecraft said:
Somebody needs to have at least a certain level of notoriety to be FotY.
Being somewhat of a nuisance that repeats themselves with varying levels of hyperbole in their impotent threats is not really a winning recipe.
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Nah, I am fucking kang n sheit. ED is rigging the election. They keep banning me to keep me out of communication with my constituents.

I am being done worse than they did Bernie and Trump.

Rigged.
 
Whatever, fact is that ED rigged the polls for years by omitting me as an option.

I was the FOTY that never was. It infuriates me. I guess the only way to truly defeat me is to delete those articles and deny me my infamy.
 
Lovecraft said:
You aren't getting any more articles unless you assassinate somebody famous. Or implode in a shitty submarine at a pinch.
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No, I am talking about positive stuff. Like if I invent a toaster that brings you toast like a roomba. Or if I make a fully functional analog computer.

I just need to science the shit out of something.
 
EnemyOfTheLulz said:
No, I am talking about positive stuff. Like if I invent a toaster that brings you toast like a roomba. Or if I make a fully functional analog computer.

I just need to science the shit out of something.
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Roombas do not bring you toast, and the first fully functional analog computer we have tanginke physical evidence of is over 2000 years old. On top of that you are far to useless to make even a regular toaster
 
Lovecraft said:
Roombas do not bring you toast, and the first fully functional analog computer we have tanginke physical evidence of is over 2000 years old. On top of that you are far to useless to make even a regular toaster
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So you are leaving me one option. Destroy the internet. I would be doing humanity a favor. It’s like the Wild West on here.
 
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