FUCK ODDGUY

[ASSBLONKER]

HELO,
MY INTERNET ALIAS GO BY THE NAME OF “ASBLONKER” AND TODAY I WANT 2 TALK ABOUT WHY THE SPACE JAKUBITES NEED TO BE STOPPED BEFORE THEY TURN THE SOLAR SYSTEM INTO A PYRAMID SCAM

1. THESE INTERGALACTIC JAKUBITES SHOWED UP LAST YEAR IN THEIR FLOATING GEOMETRIC TOMBSTONES, CALLING THEMSELVES “ARCHITECTS OF COSMIC ORDER.” BRO, UR FLYING A TRIANGLE (KING TOOTATOO'S PYRAMID, ON MY GRAND DADDY)
2. THEY RUN ON PURE ARROGANCE AND NEBULA DUST. EVERY TIME THEY LAND, THEY START PREACHING ABOUT ENERGY ALIGNMENT...NIGGA YOURE DRAINING WIFI SIGNALS FROM ORBIT. STOP VIBRATING MY ROUTER YOU FAGGOTS
3. THEIR LEADER, ODDGUY (I BELIEVE HE MIGHT BE RELATED TO BENJAMIN COHEN BILATERALLY), TALKS IN ALL CAPS THROUGH A GOLDEN CONE AND HAS BEEN SEEN SUCKING DICK BEHIN PIZZZA HUT ON 47TH AND 9TH (CONFIRMED)
4. THEIR TECHNOLOGY IS BUILT ON CRYSTALS (GAY). THEY CLAIM TO POWER THEIR SHIPS USING “THE FREQUENCY OF REGRET.” APPARENTLY IT WORKS....
5. THEY TRIED TO SELL ME A PYRAMID INSURANCE PLAN ,PROMISED “ETERNAL ASCENSION COVERAGE” FOR ONLY 9,999 STAR CREDITS. I ASKED IF IT INCLUDED DENTAL. THEY VANISHED INTO LIGHT
6. THEIR PLANETS ARE BUILT ENTIRELY OUT OF REFLECTIVE GOLD STOLEN FROM MY PEOPLE (THE AFRICANS AND MY GREAT GRAND DADDY MANSA MUSA)
7. THEY KEEP TRYING TO “HARVEST THOUGHT ENERGY.” EVERY TIME I POST ONLINE, THEY SHOW UP LIKE “AH YES, ANOTHER MIND RIPE FOR EXTRACTION.” BRO LEAVE ME ALONE

TY 4 UR ATTENTION

-AB

 

[airduster]

so tdlr its the jews

 

[tasuviyo]

so tdlr its the jews

You stupid faggot, the Jews and the jakubites have been at war for millions of years.

@OP have you tried lining your eyelids with cumin? These keeps the jakubites from detecting your brainwaves, which is how they perceive living beings

 

[tasuviyo]

This is the best thread all year and u fags aren’t replying

FUCK THESE FORA (plural for forums)

 

[Crassmeister]

(KING TOOTATOO'S PYRAMID, ON MY GRAND DADDY)

is that anything like scootaloo

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

Those Jakubites by name, lend an ear lend an ear, those Jakubites by name lend an ear -