Ktastic
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I've already done at least two introduction posts already and doing a third is fucking stupid. Also I'm out of cosby waffle takes, and if ever in history there was a chance of a significant portion of the White House staff having EDF accounts and prowling the forums during business hours, now is absolutely that time, and I would not put it past one of you tryhard faggots to buy a presidential pardon for the nonconsensual puddin popper, thinking it's an epic god tier troll just to undermine my narrative, because your sense of humor peaked spamming kaomoji in 2016 /pol/
Plus I haven't managed to get into double digit posts since 2015 before my account got nuked with the rest of the forums, and it would be a fucking miracle if that happened this time, so I'll just get ahead of the game and be the first to say a proper goodbye to EDF v58 "Epileptic Vindaloo" before it succumbs to the curse inflicted upon it by the army of methhead ghosts of the fallen sysops that lie buried here, that lie waiting to rise from from their graves, their low groans of "ICANNNN" heralding their approach. All because the second dickhead thought it would be a funny joke to select "Black Speech of Mordor" as the language option on the dns renewal email.
I'm sure it was interesting while it lasted, and thank you in advance for deleting all the dirt on me, along with my endless tirades of terroistic threats, and all the pictures of me I posted in the yearbook thread of me in black/chinese/german face, before my 2032 presidential campaign. Good lookin out.
Since there's a non zero chance of this too, if any of this winds up in discovery, you should know my IRL name is Shawn Combs, but my freaky friends in the communal shower call me Puffy Diddy. Please deliver the subpoena to: 144 S Mapleton Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90024
Godbless
Plus I haven't managed to get into double digit posts since 2015 before my account got nuked with the rest of the forums, and it would be a fucking miracle if that happened this time, so I'll just get ahead of the game and be the first to say a proper goodbye to EDF v58 "Epileptic Vindaloo" before it succumbs to the curse inflicted upon it by the army of methhead ghosts of the fallen sysops that lie buried here, that lie waiting to rise from from their graves, their low groans of "ICANNNN" heralding their approach. All because the second dickhead thought it would be a funny joke to select "Black Speech of Mordor" as the language option on the dns renewal email.
I'm sure it was interesting while it lasted, and thank you in advance for deleting all the dirt on me, along with my endless tirades of terroistic threats, and all the pictures of me I posted in the yearbook thread of me in black/chinese/german face, before my 2032 presidential campaign. Good lookin out.
Since there's a non zero chance of this too, if any of this winds up in discovery, you should know my IRL name is Shawn Combs, but my freaky friends in the communal shower call me Puffy Diddy. Please deliver the subpoena to: 144 S Mapleton Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90024
Godbless
