Greeting and Salutations!

[TinyElvis]

I'm here for the pee pee poo poo edgy bantz and red hot takes
Happy new year and all that

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

Let's get one thing straight out of the gate. Presley or Costello?

 

[TinyElvis]

Presley seemed like he was pretty based, Costello seems kinda faggy, so Presley i guess.

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

I'll wager there are by far MOAR gay Presley impersonators than there are Costello impersonators, plus Costello just won a grammy or something, meanwhile the 24 hour church of Elvis in Portland... well let's just say the blush is off the rose. Your argument is flawed.