GTA VI: San Pajeczno

[lurk]

Police in central Poland responded to a late evening call over an incident that surely sent chills down the spines of Russophobe conspiracy theorists: a T-55 tank rampaging down the main street.
When police arrived at the scene in the town of Pajeczno on Thursday night, they found the Soviet-era tank casually parked on a central roadway with its two occupants nearby, one of whom was an intoxicated 49-year-old man who had been in the driver seat.

As it turns out, he had been authorized to drive the vehicle – although his superiors presumably only wanted him to move it off and on the damaged trailer on which it was being transported, rather than driving it through the city center. They also likely expected him to remain sober while operating the 36-ton armored combat vehicle. To make matters worse, local media report that there was no insurance policy on the tank.

Police were unable to get the tank off the street and onto a trailer until 5am.

The bulletproof joyride could cost the driver two years behind bars for driving under the influence, and up to eight years for creating a dangerous situation, although there are no reports of anything being destroyed or run over during the escapade.

On Twitter, quite a number of people commented that the incident had a striking similarity to the newer installments of the popular game ‘Grand Theft Auto,’ only with a distinctively Polish twist.


Another person suggested that the driver’s drunken state may have resulted in some geographical, and perhaps, historical confusion.

When you start to invade Poland but realize you’re already in Poland.
— Cassandrino (@Cassandrino) June 14, 2019

While the idea of an actual Russian tank attack in our day and age would seem laughable to most, that certainly isn’t the point of view of the current government in Warsaw. On Thursday, Polish President Andrzej Duda cited a litany of historical grievances against Russia while signing a massive new defense deal with the US.

WASTED!!!

 

[chuj]

kurwa mać, we did it again?

 

[FBIAgent]

When is Rockstar gonna make the next GTA game?

 

[lurk]

dunno, when people stop playing 5?

 

[edge_beta]

When is Rockstar gonna make the next GTA game?

there is suppose to be a update coming soon to 5 online.

 

[chuj]

fuck updates
those greedy bastards are gonna add a few crappy items, two missions that play like the rest of them and shitload of microtransactions
i'm not touching this game again until they do something about the servers, which they won't because people pay them money regardless
servers were bad back in 2015 when it came out, became worse over time with new players arriving (number of sessions and slots didn't increase mind you) and after epic gave the game for free it became almost impossible to play online
not to mention plague of cheaters that started in less than a month after premiere and continues to this day

 

[Killerratte]

Kurwa Deluxe

 

[kurisu]

fuck updates
those greedy bastards are gonna add a few crappy items, two missions that play like the rest of them and shitload of microtransactions
i'm not touching this game again until they do something about the servers, which they won't because people pay them money regardless
servers were bad back in 2015 when it came out, became worse over time with new players arriving (number of sessions and slots didn't increase mind you) and after epic gave the game for free it became almost impossible to play online
not to mention plague of cheaters that started in less than a month after premiere and continues to this day

they just started developing GTA 6 so expect to wait at least 3-4 more years lol