guys I think I like eating pizza fresh out of oven

 
HOLY FUCK.
Imagine this, I am sitting naked here on my bed ready to take poison, and then I hear a loud knock on the door, I go there to look and then there are police officers waiting for me.
And my room is all messy and shit so I need to find keys and clothes, like holy fuck.
and close sus tabs in the browser (mostly EDF), and also I need to remove a huge fucking black sun flag on the wall.
It took fucking forever to do all shit.
I put my pants on and didn't even zip them, it would be a total cringe because I almost forgot to put underwear, but did it at last.

I opened the door, and there was a crying man and police officers.
So they did not explain anything, but at least it wasn't for me.

But I sure crapped my pants, like I didn't even want to explain my degenerative behavior.
 
While I was typing this
NOW THERE IS A GUY saying "Sieg Heil" under my window.
I swear to god I got doxed.
 
While I was typing this
NOW THERE IS A GUY saying "Sieg Heil" under my window.
I swear to god I got doxed.
this is the most intense and insane experience, holy fuck
 
I almost got arrested live on Encyclopedia Dramatica, forget about me killing myself, I gonna get arrested live on EDF
 
well now that police is gone, I gonna put my lovely flag back
 
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