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lyrics:
Yes, I know, I think I am a lolcow, I know I am a lolcow, I am a lolcow somewhere
But I don’t really care, well maybe I do care, but if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me
Yes, I know, I’m easily provoked, I try to play it placid but I just can’t take a joke
I guess that’s the part that's funny, I guess I’m a real dummy, as I cannot hide my upset , I run crying home to mummy
“Mummy, mummy, mummy! Why are they so cruel?
Why do they all laugh at me when I go to Encyclopedia Dramatica?
And when I get a job? And when I leave home? And when I start a family? And even when I’m dead?”
And she said “poor sweetie what do they say?
After they make a joke do they say JK?”
I said “no” she said “oh! That’s really bad, I always say JK after having a laugh”
“Mummy mummy mummy! What do we do?”
She said “first thing tomorrow we take you out of school
You don’t have to get a job to start a family would be cruel
It is such a pain to have to be related to you”
And then I waited.... and I waited... and I waited all day
But mummy never went on to say JK
Yes, I know, I think I am a lolcow, I know I am a lolcow, I am a lolcow somewhere
But I don’t really care, well maybe I do care, but if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me
(Applause) Congratulations Encyclopedia Dramatica you reached a final desitanation
AifoxHi turns ein und zwanzig Jahre alt
(Yes I know, I know I am lolcow)
Now he will freely kill himself
(I think I am a lolcow)
Wasn't it was a moment you been waiting so patiently?
(I am lolcow somewhere)
Death of this fucking pathetic castrated faggot
Oh wait you probably didn't even give a fuck
But I don’t really care, well maybe I do care, but if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me
UNBANANANA ME ON ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
UNBANANANA ME ON ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
SCRAW!
Yes, I know, I’m easily provoked, I try to play it placid but I just can’t take a joke
I guess that’s the part that's funny, I guess I’m a real dummy
but if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me
REST IN PISS