History Buff Thread

Fine, if that's the case, we should just go all out.

I go back in time and train a T-Rex to trust me through trial and error with my "unable to kill me" ray, which stops working conveniently after I got him to let me ride him on a saddle. Also, the T-Rex is named Murders. Murders and I then go to the Alamo with a temporary blinding high power LED and stop everyone from fighting each other. One dick tries to shoot a cannon at Murders, but his sweat gets on the wick and puts it out. I have Murders eat this soldier as a warning to others.

Then, I get Murders to help me pull out the massive sound system and start playing metal, point at Santa Ann during the chorus and get him to shit his pants in front of his troops. He flees Mexico for the 25th time. We go on the march to Washington with our new followers on both sides. Occasionally, Murders has to eat one of the prisons to keep him fed.

Once we get to Washington DC, I get congress to carve a monument of me riding Murders with a scepter and crown on both of us. I say to congress "slavery is bad, don't make me fed you to him". After I gain total power and push all of my legislation through, I pull a George Washington and ride off into the sunset with Murders. Murders and I go to the future to steal a spaceship and a nuke. We go back to his time and go far enough out in space to perturb the Chicxulub meteor out of it orbit and the dinosaurs live happily ever after.
All of that is plausible EXCEPT for this part: "slavery is bad“

We both know that having negroes as slaves is the natural order of things.
 
Cotard's syndrome - sounds like you and your buddy suffering from the same diagnosis. In reality, you either believe you are already dead, don't exist, or are immortal, so you don't need to eat or no longer have organs.
 
This is relatively recent history, but it is history nonetheless.

Truth about Arizona girl found alive decades after vanishing leaves investigator ‘dumbfounded’​

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An Arizona girl whose 1994 disappearance was long treated as a possible abduction was found alive more than three decades later, and investigators now say she left voluntarily.

The Gila County Sheriff’s Office confirmed this week that Christina "Tina" Marie Plante, who vanished from Star Valley at age 13, has been located alive at 44, bringing a decades-old case to a close.

But new details shared by a lead investigator are shifting the narrative behind her disappearance.

Capt. Jamie Garrett, a cold case investigator who ultimately identified and contacted Plante, said he was surprised to learn the teen had run away rather than being taken.

"I guess she wasn’t happy with where she was living and who she was living with, and she ran away," Garrett told NewsNation Thursday.

"I was dumbfounded," Garrett added. "I was like, ‘Oh, my God. OK, so you ran away.’ I told her, ‘You know, we were under the impression that somebody kidnapped you. It was deemed a criminal offense.’"

Plante was last seen around midday May 15, 1994, leaving her home in Star Valley on foot. According to her missing person flyer, she told others she was heading to a nearby horse stable but never returned. Investigators at the time classified the case as "missing/endangered" under suspicious circumstances.

She was described as having blue eyes and dark blonde hair and was last seen wearing a white T-shirt, multicolored shorts and black tennis shoes.

Her disappearance prompted an extensive search, but authorities were unable to develop meaningful leads. Over time, the case went cold, though it remained open and was periodically revisited by investigators.

Garrett said he recently focused on a lead involving an adult woman he believed could be Plante and reached out directly. The woman confirmed her identity, according to Garrett.

The investigator said Plante indicated she left on her own with help from relatives she had been in contact with at the time.

"She said that was a long time ago, that was an old life," Garrett said. "She’s in her adult life. She has her family now. That’s not something she even thinks about."
 
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