how would you get a girlfriend?

[squigglier]

(I know this is a necropost but whatever nigga)

Getting a girlfriend is peak faggot behavior. Instead of willingly signing away what little dignity you have left to some random foid (thereby willingly placing a social, financial, and mental burden on yourself) you should just goonmaxx. Your desire to get a girlfriend is borne of thirstiness, nothing more. Gooning (ideally to 'p) is the answer to all of your problems. A dishwasher, fleshlight, and 1TB hard-drive provide you with everything a woman could, without all the drawbacks.

For a second there, I thought that the dishwasher was somehow attached to the fleshlight, but I see what you did there now.

 

[the best user here]

Money