Hustles/gambling

Okay, so I'm in quite the pickle right now. I'm a registered sex offender and the regulations on places I'm legally allowed to work (like no place that has a playground, and that includes McDonald's) and the small number of places that'll hire me (which are basically zero if you don't include basically ANY JOB THAT REQUIRES A BACKGROUND CHECK!) are insane! The only options are under the table work/gig economy, manual labor jobs or painting that requires you to throw your back out under dangerous conditions for basically no pay in return, or personal hustles and hobbies. That's what this thread is gonna be about. And don't tell me to mow the lawn, because what if my neighbor doesn't need his lawn mowed? What if he's got it? I need a more solid hustle than that. Here's what I've come up with:

1.) Selling clothes
2.) Selling produce
3.) Selling other materials

I like both. I can make a 1700s style Jacquardian loom and a 1917 style hemp decorticator to make hemp fabrics out of using home grown hemp. The produce part is easy. It's not just an emphasis on trade but self-sufficiency also. Buy "Pocket Farm" by Alec Deacon which shows you how to build an aquaponic farm for just $190 to $400 just using some electrical pumps, fish tanks, and the plant roots going into them, which the fish compost will become fertilizer as the fish will eat the algae and anything that can ruin the plant, while the plant's roots purifies the water in a self-sustaining cycle. You can get better yields doing this also. Contrast this with hydroponics which are energy intensive, require expensive fertilizers, and most of that comes through the Strait of Hormuz which is being blocked off right now, so expect food prices to skyrocket and shelves to be wiped clean as food prices keep increasing, much like how the war in Ukraine damaged world grain supplies and lead to a famine in Sudan. Another component to it is that just the slightest dirt and all your hard work goes down the drain and the plant dies. Plus it requires tons of water. And certain plants, like onions, beets, radishes, spinach and carrots can't even be grown hydroponically. But they can be grown aquaponically. You can grow that plus hemp, cannabis (certain strains, think hybrid or indica, like Northern Lights), wheat, flax, strawberries, bell peppers, soybean, cucumbers and tomatoes. You can sell pounds of fresh produce that's cheaper thanthe store brand, more plentiful and ripe than the store brand, more cleaner than the store brand, more organic than the store brand, and requires no fertilizers.

I can make a farmstand that sells fresh produce and fish for downlow prices while the local grocery store shelves are wiped clean by COVID-era panic buying, and make a successful enterprise off of it. I can simply start building a bunch of sheds to grow at any time of the year. These can also be used as a drop-in replacement for getting your food from the store, because you now have enough home produce to live pescatarian shamelessly.

Another thing I can do is sell trinkets, like hempcils (pencils made from hemp) and hemp paper. You can use hemp biochar for the graphite/graphene w/ clay and silica powder heated inside a clay furnace to a hardened tip to go inside hemp particle board for the grip (#savethetrees), and an eraser made from a hemp composite (you can use biorubber from guayule or dandelion mixed with hemp fibers). I can also make biodegradeable plastics from hemp, soybeans, wheat, flax or even spruce pulp (although that involves deforrestation, which is an ecological eyesore). I can also make hemp toilet paper aside from hemp paper and hemp plastics, hemp foam as well as hemp cardboard and hemp COVID masks. All from hemp fibers. I can sell these from roadstands. The only problem is I don't know if a sex offender can own a public facing business or would have to sell online. If that's so, I can simply hire some people to operate these roadstands and hand me the proceeds (I can probably find someone who can do this).

I mean I come from prison, so I know that people even on regular GP2 and GP3 yards like Turbeville, Kershaw County, Evans, Kirkland and Broad River, people still find hustles. People at Kershaw use tattooing for cashapp game with sanding wheels, a motor and all! At Kirkland yard, people in the E dorms usually trade canteen with R&E inmates for cashapp since prison jobs aren't very rewarding monetarily. You do have work release or pre-release yards like Palmer and Tyger River, but you don't have to go there just to learn how to hustle. If you work in the kitchen you can make more money than any other hustle combined, and I mean MAD CashApp game. Surely, you guys can think of something. Those are just my hustles.
 
Also, given the situation in the Hormuz Strait with the oil, gas prices are gonna continue to accelerate. That's why you need self-sufficiency. Buy a BMW G series G20 diesel engine car, then make your own carbon negative hemp biodiesel out of hempseed oil made with a manual oil presser, everclear, lye, hemp biochar and a TLUD stove. Methanol is used in carbon neutral recipes that are more dangerous to make. To basically demonstrate the difference between carbon neutral and carbon negative is that if it's carbon neutral, that means that it releases no carbon into the atmosphere. If it's carbon negative, then that means that it takes carbin out if the atmosphere. If this were as widespread as gasoline is, it would case an ice age due to a widespread reduction in greenhouse gases.
 
The hustle economy is a shithole and you'll probably get reamed harder for being a sex offender, so keep looking i say, you'll probably have to go to bumfuck nowhere to find anyone who would hire you though...

If you've got no other option, just know that its not illegal for a sex offender to own a business. but you wont get many customers if people find out.

if your sex crimes involved children then you're just fucked
 
I found a fast charger for electric cars in my town thats completly free. Ive been using it alot and then going out door dashing to make some beer money. Go steal someones ID and do that for some extra cash.
 
The hustle economy is a shithole and you'll probably get reamed harder for being a sex offender, so keep looking i say, you'll probably have to go to bumfuck nowhere to find anyone who would hire you though...

If you've got no other option, just know that its not illegal for a sex offender to own a business. but you wont get many customers if people find out.

if your sex crimes involved children then you're just fucked
Fuark, what about bitcoin mining on a stack of SBCs for my hacker workstation? Anybody can just set up a Bitcoin wallet and start mining on several computers running the scripts (say, MilkV or LowRISC/OpenTITAN SBCs) ontop of your main SBC for your workstation (they got bigger MilkV boards that come w/o the proprietary GPUs, although there's performance tradeoffs and especially given that it's RISC-V, but you still have Hardened Gentoo Linux that you can install easily and run smoothly on RISC-V, unlike Guix system whose RISC-V support is still in its infancy, or Trisquel, Parabola or Hyperbola which aren't even compatible with RISC-V anyways. Plus, run it over Wayland (Sway) for a simpler UI experience. Plus Gentoo is better than Arch because Arch is a binary distro. Gentoo is source based. It comes w/ proprietary packages but you can simply refuse them upon setup and patch them up when needed. And you can place nftables blocklists for any proprietary packages in the future. Also use firejail, kvm/qemu, auditd, fail2ban and your web browser being either GNU Icecat w/ LibreJS, ELinks (a terminal browser only useful for browsing neocities and wiby.me) or GNUNet. Likewise, you can take stacks of MilkV SBC boards (or you can use Rocket Chip by UC Berkeley, VexRiscV or CVA6 (formerly Ariane) on a custom board using PCBway for the computer class printed circuit board (PCB). Will need soldering equipment and FPGA debugging (like ULX3S). You can likewise add a MilkV board (big one like your main workstation SBC), w/ open drivers flashed on it w/ ath9k PCIs snapped to the board to run IP over DHCP for all connections, and then hook that new homemade open 802.11 ethernet router up to your default ISP hardware and to your workstation board, and now you have open source internet access to mine through. Will also need custom SOCKS5 proxy written in Python w/ X25519, Poly1305, ChaCha20 and Kyber for post-quantum cryptographic protection (although doing this is high maintenance and only do this if you absolutely know what you're doing or things could go wrong fast). But yeah, maybe get a little bit of money bitmining?
 
Fuark, what about bitcoin mining on a stack of SBCs for my hacker workstation? Anybody can just set up a Bitcoin wallet and start mining on several computers running the scripts (say, MilkV or LowRISC/OpenTITAN SBCs) ontop of your main SBC for your workstation (they got bigger MilkV boards that come w/o the proprietary GPUs, although there's performance tradeoffs and especially given that it's RISC-V, but you still have Hardened Gentoo Linux that you can install easily and run smoothly on RISC-V, unlike Guix system whose RISC-V support is still in its infancy, or Trisquel, Parabola or Hyperbola which aren't even compatible with RISC-V anyways. Plus, run it over Wayland (Sway) for a simpler UI experience. Plus Gentoo is better than Arch because Arch is a binary distro. Gentoo is source based. It comes w/ proprietary packages but you can simply refuse them upon setup and patch them up when needed. And you can place nftables blocklists for any proprietary packages in the future. Also use firejail, kvm/qemu, auditd, fail2ban and your web browser being either GNU Icecat w/ LibreJS, ELinks (a terminal browser only useful for browsing neocities and wiby.me) or GNUNet. Likewise, you can take stacks of MilkV SBC boards (or you can use Rocket Chip by UC Berkeley, VexRiscV or CVA6 (formerly Ariane) on a custom board using PCBway for the computer class printed circuit board (PCB). Will need soldering equipment and FPGA debugging (like ULX3S). You can likewise add a MilkV board (big one like your main workstation SBC), w/ open drivers flashed on it w/ ath9k PCIs snapped to the board to run IP over DHCP for all connections, and then hook that new homemade open 802.11 ethernet router up to your default ISP hardware and to your workstation board, and now you have open source internet access to mine through. Will also need custom SOCKS5 proxy written in Python w/ X25519, Poly1305, ChaCha20 and Kyber for post-quantum cryptographic protection (although doing this is high maintenance and only do this if you absolutely know what you're doing or things could go wrong fast). But yeah, maybe get a little bit of money bitmining?
Oh wait a second, that's just my desktop SBC setup using a Modos paper display and keyboardio keyboard/ploopy mouse for the i/o connections. You just need an ASIC fpr running bitmining operations. That could come in the form of a USB flash drive that you can plug into a conventional computer and it'll mine hashes.
 
Oh wait a second, that's just my desktop SBC setup using a Modos paper display and keyboardio keyboard/ploopy mouse for the i/o connections. You just need an ASIC fpr running bitmining operations. That could come in the form of a USB flash drive that you can plug into a conventional computer and it'll mine hashes.
Okay, well you know ASIC is just a computer. They have bitminer USB flash drives (like this link on eBay):


You can simply plug one into each computer in the SBC stack so you can run multiple ASICS at the same time.
 
Record yourself reading Tumblr, Xitter and Reddit posts over Minecraft parkour or CS2 surf videos and upload them onto every social site you can think of that has some sort of shorts tab.

You'll get over 30k a month easily, mate.
 
Buy a BMW G series G20 diesel engine car, then make your own carbon negative hemp biodiesel out of hempseed oil made with a manual oil presser, everclear, lye, hemp biochar and a TLUD stove.
Pls post results so we have someone to laugh at.
 
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