Dear Encyclopedia Dramatica, please succumb to my divine will that my article be terminated as article of the now. It will cause a deluge of accusations of bitterness that I pranked your site. My ugly mug will drive away business causing many a shekel to be lost. My plane mundane demeanor will cause a drought of views on your site. There is so much more worthy content to feature on your website.
I recognize that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a necessary evil after long introspection. Even if I vanquish Encyclopedia Dramatica, more sinister sites like Kiwi Farms would endure., other sarcastic shock wikis like Uncyclopedia would remain, etc.
I could write a book why this could be the turning point in Encyclopedia Dramatica prospering or withering away. Succinctly I am not even asking for the articles be removed currently... I am just giving the ultimatum that you remove it as featured or endure the consequences.
I recognize that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a necessary evil after long introspection. Even if I vanquish Encyclopedia Dramatica, more sinister sites like Kiwi Farms would endure., other sarcastic shock wikis like Uncyclopedia would remain, etc.
I could write a book why this could be the turning point in Encyclopedia Dramatica prospering or withering away. Succinctly I am not even asking for the articles be removed currently... I am just giving the ultimatum that you remove it as featured or endure the consequences.
