I agree with the consensus that they are old news and detrimental the success and legacy of such a prestigious satire institution.
Admit it, you’re Zaiger and this “Lardchick” character is AI you are using to weasel your way into ED’s good graces again.Don, I said it many times before and I'll say it again.
1. They are not going to be deleted.
2. You're buddies with Pedro J. Garcia (a known pedophile)
3. You still have that 12yo gay neko shotacon anime character as your avatar on your current YouTube account (...if it is "current" anymore)
4. You unironically fucked a carpet
5. You're a schizo nusance.
6. Go back to working at Winn Dixie. Or in simpler words, Piss off.