I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

[BiteySnek]

Its very simple, if you want me to actually read your posts then post how i want, its up to you

In this post we will be communicating to the man-animal that we DO NOT want it to read our posts, because we don't even bother to acknowledge it as a sentient presence.

Seriously kids, it's a nice bot, but the original Chris at least had the ability to engage a little. This is just sloppy craftsmanship!

 

[Likeicare]

that we DO NOT want it to read our posts

Ok your choice

 

[BiteySnek]

Ok your choice

Hrmmm... he's still jabbering. Maybe he didn't get the message? Of course... he defined the rules by which the message was to be percieved... so I can only conclude that his grasp on reality is tenuous at best. I mean, come on, I'm fucked out on weed right now and even I make more sense than this idiot!

 

[Crassmeister]

if only

if only this was at least a bit amusing

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Bitch, have you never had a Hawaiian burger before? How fuckin DUMB are you?

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Mix 1/4th cup teriyaki marinade per 1 pound of beef.

Then on the grill you hose 'em down with some kind of sweet or hickory BBQ sauce (wouldn't go hot on this), then you top off with swiss cheese, or mozzarella, or provolone if you like... whatever.

Then you grill some pineapple slices, but like don't dry them out like a retard! You want to just flame toast the outside so they're still juicy inside.

Then you BUTTER THE GAWD DAMN BUNS OR I WILL MURDER YOUR DREAMS... and then toast the buns on the grill as well... and again, LIGHTLY toasted!

Then you can top it off with more BBQ sauce at the end.

It will rape your taste buds in a way that will make them orgasm endlessly! ಠ_ಠ

Thanks for the text wall about the McPineapple

 

[Aroukar]

Well this makes things more lively.

 

[Likeicare]

 

[BiteySnek]

Someone mentions cock and... WOAH! Oh hey Chris, I thought you were like... fuckin yourself off, but... nope... suddenly here you are... at the drop of a bar of soap.

Surprise, surprise!

Actually... there is something rather surprising... that monster that was sitting next to your nightmares growing up... did you forget what happened to it? Oh, right, it killed your dreams.

 

[Likeicare]

Actually... there is something rather surprising... that monster that was sitting next to your nightmares growing up... did you forget what happened to it? Oh, right, it killed your dreams.

Uhh ok ??

 

[BiteySnek]

Uhh ok ??

Your dreams... they're in a "place", you know? Think about it. Like... WHERE are your dreams? And how do you craft a dream? Dream Crafting... that would make a good name for a video game... where like you're in a dream universe that's like minecraft, but instead of mining a physical reality it's like you mine dreams for intangible resources which you then use to craft like weapons and armor and ships... cause you have to like travel to different dream worlds... so basically like Kingdom Hearts... but if the plot wasn't retarded and didn't included all the autistic Disney shit.

We can make this happen... we can make a GOOD version of Kingdom Hearts! Like a hybrid of that and Minecraft.

Where are your dreams though? Like, in which physical part of the brain do you suppose dreams are stored?

If we knew, specifically, where in the brain dreams are stored... we could potentially develop a VERY powerful weapon!

Oh, that's the "monster" sitting next to your nightmares... oh shi- subdimensional weapons... oh fuck... that's scary stuff!

 

[Crassmeister]

shit now ive gotta tardvote all his posts

shitshit

 

[BiteySnek]

shit now ive gotta tardvote all his posts

shitshit

Thanks for reminding me to turn off reaction alerts. Seriously, what's even the point? Like if you can't even put in enough effort to make a real reply... well, obviously you didn't care very much and, if you don't care... why should I care about your lack of caring? I mean, I'm not going to enable your stupid psychotic shit.

Oh, by the by, little side note, do NOT try to stream at 3,840 x 1,953... it doesn't end well... pretty much decimates the frame rate actually.

 

[GloriousReader]

Thanks for reminding me to turn off reaction alerts. Seriously, what's even the point? Like if you can't even put in enough effort to make a real reply... well, obviously you didn't care very much and, if you don't care... why should I care about your lack of caring? I mean, I'm not going to enable your stupid psychotic shit.

Oh, by the by, little side note, do NOT try to stream at 3,840 x 1,953... it doesn't end well... pretty much decimates the frame rate actually.

where do you stream

 

[.wil]

Thanks for reminding me to turn off reaction alerts. Seriously, what's even the point? Like if you can't even put in enough effort to make a real reply... well, obviously you didn't care very much and, if you don't care... why should I care about your lack of caring? I mean, I'm not going to enable your stupid psychotic shit.

 

[Call Me Tim]

Have you tried not being a faggot.

 

[Call Me Tim]

I mean trying to not be so condescending in everything you say and attitude. I mean I would expect that from people on the internet, but honestly you remove any and all positions of strength when you let people know you're a soon to be 50 something that shits in diapers and happily by choice.

 

[BiteySnek]

I mean trying to not be so condescending in everything you say and attitude. I mean I would expect that from people on the internet, but honestly you remove any and all positions of strength when you let people know you're a soon to be 50 something that shits in diapers and happily by choice.

I'm not 50 and I haven't shit in a diaper since I was like... 1.5 years old.

You don't like me because I'm not nice, or at least I'm not your approximation of nice, by which I mean I don't butter you up and make you feel like a special little cuppycake 24/7. This makes you angry, because you are a manchild, you get your way or, well... you pitch a fuckin fit and then you wreck stuff.

I refuse to cater to that mental deficiency, I refuse to treat you like an overgrown toddler and that's why you hate me so much. I mean, I don't get shit like this from the normies on Gab, or FaceBook or really ANYWHERE... but here. Like not even in Kiwifarms do I gotta put up with this... whatever you want to call it. Like, if you hate me... why don't you just ignore me? Because obviously engaging with me isn't making you feel any better and is only serving to aggravate your manchild emotions even more.

...oh, right, it's BECAUSE you're manchild... that's why you can't just let shit go, can you?

...well, that or you're an adult baby and the reason you CONSTANTLY bring up diapers and baby shit is because... well... your screed has less to do with me and more to do with your current game of "pocket pool".

Sorry, but I'm not looking to be anyone's "daddy"... and definitely not yours.

 

[Call Me Tim]

tl;dr because you shit your diaper.

 

[BiteySnek]

tl;dr because you shit your diaper.

...so you couldn't read it because you were getting your fudge packed Pampers cleaned up.

 

[Call Me Tim]

didn't read.