BiteySnek

Ediot
its ok i get it. youre desperate for human attention

Oh? What kind? I mean... what brand are you offering? Can you LARP on command, or do you need to like work it up to get into character?

Because... come on, Chris... you're as sociopathic as they come... you couldn't feel REAL human emotion even if you wanted to... but then... maybe that's why I like you... I don't need to worry about breaking you... because you can't break crazy.
 
Um... I don't mean to be rude, but um... I don't really remember people's names.
Because... come on, Chris... you're as sociopathic as they come... you couldn't feel REAL human emotion even if you wanted to... but then... maybe that's why I like you... I don't need to worry about breaking you... because you can't break crazy.

well so much for that
 
I also like the part where I got dozens of you banned off Twitter for literally no reason whatsoever. I've been utilizing their own filters and algorithms to force the technocratic virtual nation states to start EATING THEMSELVES!

Reporting someone is very rude and gay.

The best part... the best part tho is how every asshole in America has their 401k all wound up in socialist media... so like... when they wind up fucked, when they don't have any real users left... literally every person's retirement is going to go *poof* like MySpace!

This is sad.

I'm sure you all still hate me, so I won't stick around, I know how it goes...

You don't have to go.
 

BiteySnek

Ediot
why are you here instead of being on your own ED, you have been talking about it for the last 8 years after all

Uh... I don't recall ever talking about such a thing... I recall making a lot of really sarcastic comments that were meant to make you agitated. You know like what we did with Chris Chan... like where we convinced him that we were going to steal his Sonichu idea and get it trademarked and then Chris went all stupid apeshit and actually went and got a worthless trademark! :D

I used to do that all the time... like with Fur Affinity... oh and like, sometimes I would like buy random knock-off domains and then make these mock rip off sites that were always "in progress" (because of course I never actually gave a shit) and then like you tards would just go SPASTIC! LOL

Good times!
 
No, that's from the uh... what the fuck is that actually? It's like this "notification" thing, but it's like tied into the browser, so like every time you reply there's this BONG! noise and this stupid popup thing.
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Tell us how you're doing and what you've been up to since ED went dark and gay.
 

BiteySnek

Ediot
iM SO fAr up IN your hEAd i shOuLd sTaRt seLLinG REAL ESTATE!!

Oh I don't do it myself. I have all these Grease Monkey scripts I use. I used to use Yahoo! Pipes... until those bastards destroyed it!

They're not hard to use and they're really handy when you need to archive some kook before they go on a "baleet fucking everything" binge.

 

BiteySnek

Ediot
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Tell us how you're doing and what you've been up to since ED went dark and gay.

Let's see... well most recently I fucked up Judaism... I mean, I REALLY fucked it up...


Uh... let's see... oh today I invented "bullet mines"? Oh, no I think I was calling them "bunker bullets". And uh... before that quantum shock weapons... and I think before then is when I was working on that idea to make bullets explode... like remotely.

Um... artificial physics engines... oh quantum temporal processors and intuitive user interface controls. Neat stuff, sends data back in time by a few nanoseconds, which allows you to control the computer seemingly by thought... when in reality the computer knows what you want, before you even know you want it.

Lots of other, uh... random stuff... apparently nature is trying to kill us...


Uh... okay that's not too bad. Be really careful if you go "exploring" through the Weedstorming group... like you can melt your fuckin brain in there if you read too much of that crap all at once! Keep in mind everything posted in that group is done using psychotropic enhancement... so like imagine my usual brand of invective word artistry... but on a level where I routinely fuck up human perception. Like the one bit where I try to the convince the reader that humans aren't actually real, that we're actually just stupid animals, no different than chimps... except that our brains are infected with a kind of metaphysical virus and when we reproduce we infect the young... so, as such, there's no real "you" at all... like, "you" don't even exist... you're just some stupid virus infecting a lower dimensional creatures mind.

Oh... and you might just be transient... it would explain why you're all acting crazy and stupid... it's like the prosthetic souls you've been imprinted with are starting to lose cohesion... like humanity, the ANIMAL human... it's evolving... TO REJECT YOU! You are the virus that needs to be removed, the "Great Reset" is turning humanity back into its NATURAL form... with no artificial sentience jacked into it. A complete removal of the "virus"... of your very soul.

Oooh, scary! bigsad

Anyway, that's mostly what I'm doing, just working on my writing/books. I've got tons of material, I just need to work on organizing it.

Oh, oh wait, oh wait... I was just thinking earlier... you know Cheat Engine? The software you can use with Emulators in order to modify memory values and such... well I was thinking... I think in that program you can setup like... conditional formulas... so like, you could, in theory, have a formula setup in say Zelda:eek:oT that would COUNT how many times you defeated an enemy... and then it could STORE that value and then you could use it as a means of actually integrating a LEVELING system into the game! AND, you could take it even further, by having conditional statements that NULLIFY all the NORMAL heart containers... so even if you get them, there's no way to get more hearts from them... instead you just have to grind enemies to get hearts!

You see... my point is... it's really not JUST a "Cheat Engine"... like you could literally alter the fundamental game play mechanics and almost make an entirely new game from it. It's like... game engine hacking... monitoring, redirecting and mitigating memory allocation as a means of altering and augmenting the base mechanics of the game.

...oh and I think I'm about to watch Vivi.. er Vivy... Gigguk said it's good... bastard better be right! bigsad

I have also been spending an inordinate amount of time high and taking pictures of the yard...
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Also BBQing... like... an unhealthy amount of BBQing... seriously I need to stop, I mean I'm cooking burgers and then FREEZING THEM FOR LATER... that's how bad it's gotten...

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So uh... what have ~you~ all been up to? Seen any good media? Any good insults or rants? Any interesting new kooks in play?
 
Let's see... well most recently I fucked up Judaism... I mean, I REALLY fucked it up...


Uh... let's see... oh today I invented "bullet mines"? Oh, no I think I was calling them "bunker bullets". And uh... before that quantum shock weapons... and I think before then is when I was working on that idea to make bullets explode... like remotely.

Um... artificial physics engines... oh quantum temporal processors and intuitive user interface controls. Neat stuff, sends data back in time by a few nanoseconds, which allows you to control the computer seemingly by thought... when in reality the computer knows what you want, before you even know you want it.

Lots of other, uh... random stuff... apparently nature is trying to kill us...


Uh... okay that's not too bad. Be really careful if you go "exploring" through the Weedstorming group... like you can melt your fuckin brain in there if you read too much of that crap all at once! Keep in mind everything posted in that group is done using psychotropic enhancement... so like imagine my usual brand of invective word artistry... but on a level where I routinely fuck up human perception. Like the one bit where I try to the convince the reader that humans aren't actually real, that we're actually just stupid animals, no different than chimps... except that our brains are infected with a kind of metaphysical virus and when we reproduce we infect the young... so, as such, there's no real "you" at all... like, "you" don't even exist... you're just some stupid virus infecting a lower dimensional creatures mind.

Oh... and you might just be transient... it would explain why you're all acting crazy and stupid... it's like the prosthetic souls you've been imprinted with are starting to lose cohesion... like humanity, the ANIMAL human... it's evolving... TO REJECT YOU! You are the virus that needs to be removed, the "Great Reset" is turning humanity back into its NATURAL form... with no artificial sentience jacked into it. A complete removal of the "virus"... of your very soul.

Oooh, scary! bigsad

Anyway, that's mostly what I'm doing, just working on my writing/books. I've got tons of material, I just need to work on organizing it.

Oh, oh wait, oh wait... I was just thinking earlier... you know Cheat Engine? The software you can use with Emulators in order to modify memory values and such... well I was thinking... I think in that program you can setup like... conditional formulas... so like, you could, in theory, have a formula setup in say Zelda:eek:oT that would COUNT how many times you defeated an enemy... and then it could STORE that value and then you could use it as a means of actually integrating a LEVELING system into the game! AND, you could take it even further, by having conditional statements that NULLIFY all the NORMAL heart containers... so even if you get them, there's no way to get more hearts from them... instead you just have to grind enemies to get hearts!

You see... my point is... it's really not JUST a "Cheat Engine"... like you could literally alter the fundamental game play mechanics and almost make an entirely new game from it. It's like... game engine hacking... monitoring, redirecting and mitigating memory allocation as a means of altering and augmenting the base mechanics of the game.

...oh and I think I'm about to watch Vivi.. er Vivy... Gigguk said it's good... bastard better be right! bigsad

I have also been spending an inordinate amount of time high and taking pictures of the yard...
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Also BBQing... like... an unhealthy amount of BBQing... seriously I need to stop, I mean I'm cooking burgers and then FREEZING THEM FOR LATER... that's how bad it's gotten...

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So uh... what have ~you~ all been up to? Seen any good media? Any good insults or rants? Any interesting new kooks in play?

So, you're just going to admit that you're Onideus...
 
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