I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash
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BiteySnek
Ediot
Really?
Her requests are never simple, but I always deliver...
I bought her a bigger, better laptop than the one I bought her last year as well. This one has a bigger screen! And other stuff... most of which isn't important (to my mom), but I mostly wanted to get it for her just to spite that stupid bitch @Raddy who was being an insufferable CUNT earlier. That's why I got my mom an HP "Envy"... to make that stupid bitch Raddy jealous!
Sorry Raddy, no free laptops for your mom (or you)... because you're too stupid to take free money from the fuckin government when it's being all retarded.
Seriously, imagine being THAT fuckin dumb... like, here comes the government, oh hey they're giving out FREE MONEY again... wait, what's that, it's not for the banks or the military, it's for... REGULAR PEOPLE?!
And then imagine you just turn down $20,000+ from the government with zero strings attached... because you're too fuckin high on yourself to ever accept free shit.
Like... just ~imagine~ being ~that~ fuckin DUMB!
Oh, oh here comes Raddy! DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM... hey, it's your theme song!
Let me give you all some life advice that Raddy's parents were too stupid to teach her... if someone is offering you FREE STUFF with NO STRINGS ATTACHED... you take it. You take EVERY FUCKING INCH of EVERY FUCKING THING YOU CAN GET!
Because if YOU aren't getting it... probably some rando fuckin illegal immigrant is getting it INSTEAD of you!
Don't be that fuckin stupid! Don't be Raddy!
Her requests are never simple, but I always deliver...
I bought her a bigger, better laptop than the one I bought her last year as well. This one has a bigger screen! And other stuff... most of which isn't important (to my mom), but I mostly wanted to get it for her just to spite that stupid bitch @Raddy who was being an insufferable CUNT earlier. That's why I got my mom an HP "Envy"... to make that stupid bitch Raddy jealous!
Sorry Raddy, no free laptops for your mom (or you)... because you're too stupid to take free money from the fuckin government when it's being all retarded.
Seriously, imagine being THAT fuckin dumb... like, here comes the government, oh hey they're giving out FREE MONEY again... wait, what's that, it's not for the banks or the military, it's for... REGULAR PEOPLE?!
And then imagine you just turn down $20,000+ from the government with zero strings attached... because you're too fuckin high on yourself to ever accept free shit.
Like... just ~imagine~ being ~that~ fuckin DUMB!
Oh, oh here comes Raddy! DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM... hey, it's your theme song!
Let me give you all some life advice that Raddy's parents were too stupid to teach her... if someone is offering you FREE STUFF with NO STRINGS ATTACHED... you take it. You take EVERY FUCKING INCH of EVERY FUCKING THING YOU CAN GET!
Because if YOU aren't getting it... probably some rando fuckin illegal immigrant is getting it INSTEAD of you!
Don't be that fuckin stupid! Don't be Raddy!
vegeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4
No, it really isn't, just either get good at making homemade ones or just buy frozen pizzas.
BiteySnek
Ediot
Well, depends on which kind of frozen pizza.
For awhile they had those one deep dish frozen pizzas that were SOOOOO freakin good... but sadly no more.
Wal-Mart still makes some over in their deli section tho.
I usually make at least one of these half-ass homemade ones a year tho, usually to try out sauces.
This time I used Ragu's pizza sauce and... yeah, I ain't gonna lie, it's not as good as the Prego one.
Speaking of sauce, I also got some this stuff...
Not sure what I'll use it tho... not even sure if it'll taste good... but I'll find out!
I love trying new shit, it's like an impulsive addiction.
vegeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4
Idk what state you live in so I can't recommend you any brand of frozen pizza in particular.Well, depends on which kind of frozen pizza.
For awhile they had those one deep dish frozen pizzas that were SOOOOO freakin good... but sadly no more.
Wal-Mart still makes some over in their deli section tho.
I usually make at least one of these half-ass homemade ones a year tho, usually to try out sauces.
This time I used Ragu's pizza sauce and... yeah, I ain't gonna lie, it's not as good as the Prego one.
Speaking of sauce, I also got some this stuff...
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Not sure what I'll use it tho... not even sure if it'll taste good... but I'll find out!
I love trying new shit, it's like an impulsive addiction.
why does he keep this thread going
Why do you care?
BiteySnek
Ediot
This thread, to me, like all threads, represents a kind of meta-dimensional space. It's like going from one room into another or from one place to another. But it's all meta, so like, right now this is like the "blog room" if you will... where I just post some random tidbits about what's going on in my life... but like, I'm not even sure if that's what it started out as, or if that's what it still is on some other meta-dimensional level, because sometimes one space can be multiple rooms simultaneously.
If you're confused yet... be glad you lack the ability to think like a God does.
Today on the the Onideus Cooking Thread:
Dogbow
Newfag
Like the acceleration of the universe,it needs light.
People keep giving this retarded thread light.
vegeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4
God wills it.
????
BiteySnek
Ediot
It's like the opposite of "safe spaces", instead you can enter any space you want at any time and even if someone closes it off, you can simply reopen the space anywhere else at random. It's like a space that's impossible to control or destroy. Much like Encyclopedia Dramatica there will always be some iteration of the site somewhere... forever. Living spaces... they breath in new users and exhale content. The act of creation becoming the driving force of energy powering this metaphysical timeship across the infinite expanse of the future!
OF THE FUTURE!
DUN DUN DUN!
Really gotta, ya know... play it up there at the end. Give it some "oof". Talk like a Klingon. Wait, is that racist now? What timestream are we in?
OF THE FUTURE!
DUN DUN DUN!
Really gotta, ya know... play it up there at the end. Give it some "oof". Talk like a Klingon. Wait, is that racist now? What timestream are we in?
vegeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4
What the fuck are you talking about?
BiteySnek
Ediot
What the fuck is anyone talking about?
I mean... it's your choice, right?
You can interpret people however you like, right along with any form of expression they might make.
Whatever they say... or whatever they don't say... it's inherently limited by YOUR own perception.
I can derive infinity from nothing, so I'm literally talking about EVERYTHING!
vegeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4
BiteySnek
Ediot
Too busy playing DQ11 and watching the second season of Re;Zero. Also I presently lack that, uh... oh yeah, "being tired"... it's out of the room at present. It will likely be back some time later.
No one cares
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