If there was a button that after clicking would kill all fatasses on this world, wouldnt you click it?

[TinyKittuk]

If no - why not?

 

[lurk]

you might end up killing the next john candy or chris farley or rodney dangerfield.

 

[Likeicare]

the majority of truck drivers are fat

 

[Maniac200688]

They have a de population plan to kill 80% of the worlds population , and the deagal report said 2/3rds of americans dead by the end of 2025 - Many fat asses will die.

 

[Call Me Tim]

Texas Democrats are celebrating this man as their new vice-chair of finance and the jokes write themselves

[Deep breath]

notthebee.com

I'm guessing this is a female parading as a man.

wrong thread

 

[Call Me Tim]

Why is this in the pol/religious

 

[fleacollerindustry]

If no - why not?

Define "fat ass". Like, I get targeting the morbidly obese, but what weight is no longer a "fat ass"?

 

[TinyKittuk]

Why is this in the pol/religious

Didn't know where to put it

 

[TinyKittuk]

Define "fat ass". Like, I get targeting the morbidly obese, but what weight is no longer a "fat ass"?

If you can't fit in the cinema chairs, that's where I'd say one classifes as a fatass

 

[Demonic87]

Why is this in the pol/religious

It could be religious! Just think of the many people like @LardChick who worship all you can eat buffets.

 

[Call Me Tim]

Didn't know where to put it

shitpost metro

 

[lurk]

If you can't fit in the cinema chairs, that's where I'd say one classifes as a fatass

if you need two tickets to ride a plane or a train, you're definitely a fatass.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

If you can't fit in the cinema chairs, that's where I'd say one classifes as a fatass

OK but what cinema chairs? And why cinema chairs specifically?

 

[TinyKittuk]

OK but what cinema chairs? And why cinema chairs specifically?

It was the first thing I thought about.. any cinema chairs. Or any chairs at all. Most chairs I've seen are normal person sized

 

[asterisk]

No, because you can use them as human shields due to their size. Also if they just all died, that's a lot of dead fatasses, so who would dispose of the bodies because you are going to need a bunch of forklifts or something.

 

[TinyKittuk]

No, because you can use them as human shields due to their size. Also if they just all died, that's a lot of dead fatasses, so who would dispose of the bodies because you are going to need a bunch of forklifts or something.

I like your way of thinking

 

[asterisk]

I like your way of thinking

Thank you.

 

[lurk]

No, because you can use them as human shields due to their size. Also if they just all died, that's a lot of dead fatasses, so who would dispose of the bodies because you are going to need a bunch of forklifts or something.

begs the question, how much lead can a 500lb body absorb before becoming useless. also, what's the minimum velocity and grain for full penetration?

 

[Dildo Baggins]

Yes, because I want to die.

 

[Call Me Tim]

begs the question, how much lead can a 500lb body absorb before becoming useless. also, what's the minimum velocity and grain for full penetration?

I think you're talking something like at least a 20mm. 2 1/2 feet of water will stop a 50BMG.