If you can make literally anyone President of the United States for a full four-year term, then who are you picking - and why?

Here's the deal. Name a name; that person becomes President right now and holds the office for the next four years. You aren't limited by the qualifications set up in the Constitution, either (meaning you can choose a foreign national, for example). If the person you choose is dead, then they will be resurrected. If you choose a fictional character, they will become real.

So, who ya got?
 
I'm going with Dwight Eisenhower. Good mixture of conservative and progressive principles that led to an unprecedented economic boom. That 90% tax rate on the topmost 1% really boosted the economy. Also set the groundwork for the first moon landing in 1969. Ever wonder why the Boomers love the 1950s so much? Eisenhower made that happen.
 
Me.

Why?
I'll immediately declare martial law.
I will flog (will bring back public corporal punishment) and then expel all the jews - declaring jews a terrorist organization.
I will dismantle the Central bank.
Outlaw usery.
I will expel the muslims. Declaring islam a terrorist organization.
I will expel the Indians (dots) Declaring hinduism a retarded "religion." Polytheism is not a religion it's a superhero cadre.
Internet/phone scammers will have their nations cut off from the internet.

I will reinforce biological science and nullify any law that promotes, supports or celebrates transgender/homosexuality targeting children/persons under 18.
Men using women's bathrooms, locker rooms will be arrested and sentenced to 25 years. Just like home invaders breaking into a domicile when a female is there alone. The statistics show rape is an exceptionally high percentage of happening and the crime of rape is implied.
All foreign aid will be stopped. If a disaster relief is sought, then it is in the form of a loan.
There will be no more bail outs for banks, corporations, or any private firm. If you hire stupid people/make bad decisions you suffer the same consequences as individuals. No more super rights for organizations.
Reinstate federal law that makes directing propaganda towards it's own citizens illegal. Make the Gubberment Truthful again.
Reinstate the Monroe Doctrine.
Homelessness will be addressed. Performance bonuses for persons and number permanently put back into functioning society.
Make all government agencies promote and reward efficacy. Money saved is bonus spread out to the whole department or agency.
All laws ordinances can be no longer than 25 pages. All have to be written in 9th grade level english/footnoted.
Rewrite the War Powers Act. The President has a right to strike back within 72 hours for a period of no longer than 72 hours.
Winning armed conflict will be the primary and only goal of the military.
Lobbyists will be outlawed.
All federal agencies will not have any ordinance or rule making ability.
The CIA, FBI, NSA, Homeland Security, will be evaluated reduced in size/eliminated. It will be punishable by death, due to treason for any government agency, official or bureaucrat to encourage, influence, manage/run another nation's election, or revolution. All government departments will focus on America first. operations directed against the American people as a whole will be outlawed.
The IRS, ATF, Bureau of Indian Affairs, Department of Transportation, Education, will be reduced or eliminated as well as all other agencies.
End automatic birthright citizenship: you have to have at least one US citizen parent. Outlaw anchor baby/baby tourism practice.
Buy American, a government mandate. All government agencies have to buy US owned and operated products/services. Only if there is an exceptional difference in quality for within 5% of price then can foreign products be considered.
Dual citizenship will be outlawed.
Stop corporation tax breaks.
Entities foreign state or individual attacking US military personnel, equipment or vessels -- The US military will have full authorization to eliminate the attackers.
Spies caught working against the US will be executed. No more Jon Pollards. Upon sentencing the sentence will be carried out within one year. Hanging will be the default method of execution.

I will realign sentencing laws doing away with the jewish restrictions and complications on justice.
Men using women's bathrooms, locker rooms will be arrested and sentenced to 25 years minimum. Just like home invaders breaking into a domicile when a female is there alone. The statistics show rape is an exceptionally high percentage of happening and the crime of rape is implied.
Murder 1st and 2nd Death.
Murder 3rd/Manslaughter Life.
Crimes against a child Death
Rape Death.
Drug dealers depending on drug dealt 15-life in Low security/more drug rehab - unless shown to be violent or other crimes are connected to drug dealing.
Addictive drugs Coke, Fent, Opioids 20 minimum.
MJ will be reclassified as lower level drug. overenriching MJ will be outlawed.
Accusations shown to be false, the sentence will be imposed upon the accuser.
Civil lawsuits will be paid for by the loser.
Class action damage limitations will be banned.
Exhibitionism disguised as "pride parades," will be outlawed. Exposing oneself to a child is a sentence of 10-20 years.
Doing irritating, harassing or stupid stuff which injures, inconveniences, encourages known injury, or harasses bystanders/persons not involved will be a felony punishable mirroring the severity of the injury Minimum of 13 months. This should stop the retarded TikTok stars doing retarded stuff.
Animal cruelty (10 years) or senseless testing (fauci's beagle experiment) killing of animals will carry a penalty of no less than 20 years for offenders and life for the director of such actions.

There will be a flat tax imposed on all citizens at 7%. State and local taxes are to be a sales tax. No more than 5% total.
Permanently Limit SCOTUS to 9 members
Fitness will be promoted in public schools.
No women in combat roles/LEO.
A child credit will be issued 5K for every newborn and the there will be 2K check for every child for every year after.
Outlaw public student loans, cap loan to average state U tuition.
Outlaw foreign influence/money in our universities.
Limit stock purchases of Federal government officials to $5,000 per year. Including spouses.
Limit raises for elected officials and tie the increases to the current market.
End racial quotas.
End gender bias in law. Women can no long blame the man for their part of a crime.


Personal projects:
I would like to do away with high power line towers. They are unsightly. Powerlines will buried underground.
Promote domestic energy.
Severely reduce the use of plastic.
Return to paper products, explore other natural products like hemp (which is not fucking pot.)
Clean and filter the oceans of microplastics.
Promote the burning of trash instead of burying it, using trash as fuel to power small powerplants.
Make rail freight only. Unless individual line made specifically for passenger travel. Freight and passenger rail lines will not be shared.
Foreign nations who neglect environmental, immigration laws are equivalent to acts of war. (Mexico routinely dumps raw sewage into the San Diego Bay area when they "clean" their wastewater plants)
Bring back bond funded government projects. All projects will be bond funded the entire country would vote on it.
destruction or desecration of a public park or natural site will be life in prison. people tipping over balancing rocks using the excuse of safety will stop.
Return the control of the internet, and the Panama canal to the US. All US contributions to the world will remain under permanent US control.
Cancel membership to the UN and kick the building off US soil.
Reduce the amount of fiat currency in circulation by 2% every year until 1960's level of inflation is reached.
No more new money is printed.
Return the testing period for drugs to previous standards.
No altered food stuffs/Truth in ingredients standards. No vaccines in human or animal food products Animal feed is to be made to the same standard of care as human.
Ban raw milk. The risk is too great. Promote education on why pasteurization is one of the early modern medical wonders of the world.

Lastly flog and deport @Quence.
 
ok, but good luck getting rid of lobbyists, setting usury limits, ending the meddling in politics of other countries, etc.
all kinds of angry beltway freaks, bankers and assorted rich assholes would be gunning for you instantly
("A FLAT TAX??? OVER HIS DEAD BODY!!!!")

let's not forget the last time someone tried to run a putsch

and we will never be rid of quence.....sorry to report.....some bad smells are impossible to eliminate
 
ok, but good luck getting rid of lobbyists, setting usury limits, ending the meddling in politics of other countries, etc.
all kinds of angry beltway freaks, bankers and assorted rich assholes would be gunning for you instantly
("A FLAT TAX??? OVER HIS DEAD BODY!!!!")

let's not forget the last time someone tried to run a putsch

and we will never be rid of quence.....sorry to report.....some bad smells are impossible to eliminate
I've declared martial law.

I will lay out my plans and make them available.

Anyone wanting to help me fulfill these objectives will be on my team.
I expect pushback. Since martial law has been declared I'm not worried about activist judges on any level.
I'm not going to let anarchists torch buildings or cars in the street. They will be met with equal force and apprehended.
B4 "they'll violently rise up in anger and sweep you out of office."
LOL no. Most of these people can't go four hours out side because they live inside all their lives. Imagine if bean bag and rubber rounds with tear gas dropped on them on a moment's notice. block off the exit with extra fire trucks and hit them with water cannons.
Now if they want to peacefully assemble and protest my dictatorship, then ok. have a stage with a microphone and let them air their grievances etc. I'll have a protected official to attend and take notes. But if when the first brick is thrown, the tear gas and riot gear break out. I'll have specially converted buses to deploy riot police and launch tear gas. Of course their pleas will be ignored, standard lip service will be given, but they will be used to it. I may even incorporate a left leaning politician to sooth the feathers of the retarded.

It's basically what martial law grants.

There are plenty of people which support many of these ideas.
But the end result would be a leaner more efficient government.
Limited corruption and self enriching of elected or government officials and greatly reduced taxes.
Tariffs would be at a level of 5% greater ones only on a reciprocal basis.

Once the nation is righted, and the implementations are made permanent, I'll step down from the office. The whole ordeal should take about eight years.
 
I've declared martial law.

There are plenty of people which support many of these ideas.
But the end result would be a leaner more efficient government.
Limited corruption and self enriching of elected or government officials and greatly reduced taxes.
Tariffs would be at a level of 5% greater ones only on a reciprocal basis.
you seriously might have to dissolve congress and shut down the court system
maybe even set up an assembly line firing squad for them
people in DC spend their whole lives subverting the laws and the "will of the people" whatever that is
actually a bit surprised some furious agency head hasn't tried to assassinate trump--yet
 
1 you seriously might have to dissolve congress and shut down the court system
2 maybe even set up an assembly line firing squad for them
3 people in DC spend their whole lives subverting the laws and the "will of the people" whatever that is
4 actually a bit surprised some furious agency head hasn't tried to assassinate trump--yet
1 and 2 that's what martial law is for. I "allow" them to continue. But it's mostly a figurehead position. They don't really do anything. I don't suspect any real push back from them because they basically do the same thing now. Dog and pony show daily BS and TV interviews. And they get to keep their cush fed official job and all it's perks. The alternative, dragging them out to the square and publicly putting them on trial would be humiliating - again. And without AIPAC, their political career lifeline wouldn't exist.

3. Yes. But they won't be used to subverting the will of me. And without limitations, they can be removed from office. I doubt the average 55 year old federal office worker is going to Rambo-up and take me out. Even if so, I'm not concerned in the slightest; I'll have vetted Tier One guards.

4. Plausible deniability. They haven't found another willing stooge yet. After the first two attempts, a retarded loser (who literally couldn't shoot straight and impossibly "hit" the ear of the candidate President at the angle he was aiming at), GOTTA WONDER WHY THERE HASN'T BEEN AN INVESTIGATION ON WHO ORDERED THE TRUMP HIT IN PA, AND a retarded boomer that obviously never held a firearm before in his life. One dead and the other rotting in Federal Prison with those results, they've run out of willing candidates. Those two were found under the barrel. However, if I had an assassination attempt on my life I would want to know who was behind it. But after the one in FL and him taking the money from the billionaire jewess, suddenly they stopped. It's like they were trying to corral Trump into taking the money. And once they did, the 'active threat' (let's be honest, there were two shooters at each event - just like JFK) disappeared.

Because even though he went to Pedo Island, I dont' think Trump did anything. Or they wouldn't have tried to kill him they would have just aired the tape on PornHub.
 
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