I'm the New Orleans New Years Rampage Killer, I also shot up Iron Dale, Alabama among other an hero events.

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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I don't know, just thought I'd share, took a police officer's sidearm raped her (kinda) then she gave me permission to shoot when a girl walking by claimed she was cuter than her, I argued, rather interjected that she should never claim to be cuter than a rape victim trying to recover from such a traumatic incident, the officer, with my spoken request for permission to fire her service weapon at the braggart granted said requested permission and I put two in the wenches chest and made my way to Canal Street from Royal NOPD Substation 2 and proceeded to kill another 14 innocent civilians in pure frustration at the deplorable moral state of men and women both in this modern world, cuter than my rape victim, are you out of your goddamned mind woman, have you gone MAD?! Anyway, after dispatching 15 individuals with 16 rounds, all from stolen, rather procured firearms right out of security and licensed carriers holsters with a total accuracy of 100% maybe I'll be more realistic and say 98% as I was hoping for a headshot on my first victim but she turned and fell before I could deliver the wallop to the head she deserved, but no, lets not be pedantic, I did not miss a single round, it was 14 shots to the head from about a range of perhaps 100 paces (feet) or more, 137 feet or so from measurements done on google earth, with 3 count them 3, ripped from the holster sidearms and then I finished myself off with 15 rounds to the head, followed by two more rounds (at least) from an intervening officer. That's 15 Kills, 16 Bullets, 100% Accuracy, No Injuries, All Fatalities, and 17 to kill me, leaving me -1. Birdie. Number 1 Rampage Killer of All Time, and the crowd goes wild! I have a Railroad Spike and a SIM card in my head that backs me up for respawn, I also am the Rampage Killer from Iron Dale, been back a few times, everything seems okay, I overpowered and killed two Security Personnel in University Medical Center and then killed myself immediately after. Anyway, big fan of this video game called Real Life, I mean the dying hurts but maybe they'll fix that in the updates. Postal Square Massacre Simulator out soon. Starring ME! Meridian Harris Klebolds, see I did way better than you Eric and Dylan, BLEGH *sticks tongue out*
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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Oh and I got Knighted by Mary of Scots I, she's still alive, reptillian and all that, Sir Knight of the Stronghold Jeremy Schleben Queen of England, Queen of England blah blah blah, see you summerfags in the presses hos.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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Aaaaand I'm the avatar for the 20 Megaton Nuclear Supercomputer Detonator to the Tszar Bomba, which is the New Orleans Superdome, the Tzar Bomb is the Smoothie King Center, I stole them in 1997, we did not have an arena in New Orleans then just the New Orleans Gymnasium, it's moved a few times, but it now rests in the foundation of my childhood home of 2732 Lavender Street. Anywho, to further iterate, what do you fags do for pussy, not enough, surely.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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Oh yeah, I was also Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold's AP Tutor after starting a flame war with them over the most American Town or what the fuck ever since Littleton kept winning that award in the 90s, then they came over to kick my ass then I got them mad pussy by teaching them strait facts, then they went rapin' and killin' across the US then took it home and everyone was all sad how could they do that, and here I am still pissed they raped Taylor Vixens from Walker Texas Ranger and made me watch the video, so now I have to kill them again.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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I'm 34 going on 27, gave myself birth in 2001 after calling it in and telling the illuminati to just slame the plane into the side of the tower instead of hitting the reinforced elevators cause fuck'm that's why. Pornography and Prostitution, that's the world yall live for, good, cause that's the one I live in to kill legally.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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Soft spot in the top of your head? just fill a hyperdermic needle with your own spermazoa or whatever you think is in your nuts and shoot it into your brain, baby boys, guarantee you'll get pregnant. I did. Pussies.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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Took out my whole brain, derailed a train, killed Jefferson Davis, eh we patched things up kinda, got high on meth with him, and the Queen of England, about two years ago. What kind of life do you nerds lead.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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Eric and Dylan ain't in the Trench Coat Mafia, they wear dusters, I am a German:Cuban, Nazi Comi, and I know Heinrich Tompsin Undervwaterboatn Comandant, Trench Coat, look it up on Galls.com, they're Hitmen for Hire and Natural Born Killers, not Trench Coat Mafia, you fagiosos, I am though. Schleben Valdez. Yeah Schlieben, you don't even know, and Valdez Petroleum and Pharmaceuticals, Cocaine Suave niggers, Crystallized Methamphetamine, Fuck with yo boy, Valdez Cartel, also supporting Capsule Corporation of Japan or China or whatever the fuck Chinese Trunks be bein a part of.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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Oh and it's possible to fly, I pulled that shit off after winning all the olympics, over the last 4 years, Reignbow University motherfuckinguckers, I'll let the rest trickle down on your dumb broke ass whatever the fuck asses, if you're hopeless working hard kid, chin up buddy, just kill'm all. Don't rape anybody though. seriously. And even more important don't do that either, just do your best and wait for flight or fight to kick in and you have to do it to survive, not some pussy ass machismo thing, but natural selection has rendered you a full cup of wrath to distribute chalicedly upon everyone else's head, oh wait I think I might be the only nigger on Earth who ain't part of some bullshit get pussy ass clique, Fuckwithme, TCM0HFH0NBK0ZHF0 crazygames.com and gameloop.com enjoy.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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No, I really did that shit, I literally volunteered for vivesection when I was a child and CDC contamination with as many diseases possible -all of them, just one microparticle of each- and a bunch of other shit, took my brain out, put a railroad tie in and a bunch of batteries a t-mobile flip phone from 1993's sim card, all kinds of shit, here's a fun tip, go to all your favorite programs and games and go to properties on the shortcut and change the name by adding a space and XP to it, that's it, procedurally updates your software, have fun kiddo.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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After Eric and Dylan did the Massacre they took my brain out as well as their's and juiced'm in a blender and put'm all back into my head, I did the get out experiment, the movie is a real operation you can undergo if you want, I don't know to maybe help a blind person see, or maybe it's a racist conspiracy, it's not, it's just a blind dude who needed some glial cells, but whateves. ANYWAY, yeah Me, Eric, and Dylan, are quite literally one goddamned person. Gotta solar sail in my head soot severing my brainstem from my spinal cord and a hole drilled into it so whenever I do meth it liquifies my brain and updates my body, but everyone else is banking on being light years ahead of me by doing more meth than me with evil in their hearts, take it from Eric, Dylan, and Jeremy, be smart, be creative, and leave sex for marriage.
 

The Disney Knight Jeremy

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If you cover a mile in half a mile you can fly like dragon ball z, Lateral Movement just as much as forward Progression, and boompf you can fly and you ain't gotta land until you want to, I only did it for a second i was busy trouncing Usain Bolts 27 mph record for I hit 29.232 Mph in a random slalom run then decided to fly, but I hit 32mph in a walk, it's possible, have fun kiddo. DigiSwapThem!
 
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