Inventions and patents thread

[Tech Noir]

Gotta an idea for a cool invention, but the uncaring world for some reason doesn't give a shit about your oar powered concrete submarine? EDF is a safe place for sharing, post it here, or any other IP you think you can lay claim to. I have recently learned of this:

and it inspired me to register the "no homo" formula™ as a way of sucking dick without being gay. Even though the "no homo" has been around for at least a decade, much to my surprise, no one has thought of doing this.
Sorry nerds, you snooze you lose.

 

[Lovecraft]

Gotta an idea for a cool invention, but the uncaring world for some reason doesn't give a shit about your oar powered concrete submarine? EDF is a safe place for sharing, post it here, or any other IP you think you can lay claim to. I have recently learned of this:

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and it inspired me to register the "no homo" formula™ as a way of sucking dick without being gay. Even though the "no homo" has been around for at least a decade, much to my surprise, no one has thought of doing this.
Sorry nerds, you snooze you lose.

Sorry mate, prior art.
You can suck dick without being gay, females have been doing it for aeons.

 

[lurk]

 

[minty]

bunny mechs

 

[Tech Noir]

Sorry mate, prior art.
You can suck dick without being gay, females have been doing it for aeons.

Curses!

 

[Tech Noir]

bunny mechs

well of course

 

[minty]

bunny mechs

i have taken the liberty of finding some cool ones

this third one on the (power) bottom seems more like a spacesuit, but a good mech should have a head enclosure and oxygen tank for space battle
while the pink top option shows a bubble, the blue doesn't n seems to leave the bunny open to counterattack

 

[chuj]

knives that don't whisper to you

 

[minty]

knives that don't whisper to you

 

[Lovecraft]

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I was gifted a "chefs" knife just like that, and even freshly sharpened it struggles with even menacing an overripe tomato.

 

[lurk]

i have taken the liberty of finding some cool ones
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this third one on the (power) bottom seems more like a spacesuit, but a good mech should have a head enclosure and oxygen tank for space battle
while the pink top option shows a bubble, the blue doesn't n seems to leave the bunny open to counterattack
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SD seems to have trouble with bunnies.

 

[minty]

SD seems to have trouble with bunnies.
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ai is an abomination
the facial features on those bunnies are on par with shitty dollar store chocolate bunnies

 

[lurk]

ai is an abomination
the facial features on those bunnies are on par with shitty dollar store chocolate bunnies

there are better generators out there but im not shoveling out my shekels for em.