Josh Moon Mockery Thread

[squiggles2]

lol, I'm actually going to have to play this one out

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

josh stole candy from a baby

 

[minty]

josh doesn't run the spoon under hot water before scooping ice cream, causing it to bend backwards

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

josh still showed up to the function after being told several times that there were no hoes

 

[Crassmeister]

josh still showed up to the function after being told several times that there were no hoes

but ...... he IS the hoe

 

[Quence]

I like Josh.

 

[Lovecraft]

josh doesn't run the spoon under hot water before scooping ice cream, causing it to bend backwards

Just leave the ice cream out for 10 minutes, and use an ice cream scooper. Savages with your rock hard ice cream.

 

[Quence]

Just leave the ice cream out for 10 minutes, and use an ice cream scooper. Savages with your rock hard ice cream.

You fool! That’s how you end up with ice crystals forming and awful tasting ice cream.

 

[Lovecraft]

You fool! That’s how you end up with ice crystals forming and awful tasting ice cream.

If you eat garbage ice cream and refreeze it, sure.
You lot eating garbage ice "cream" is probably the reason you need rock chisels or heated fucking spoons to scoop it in the first place. Treat yoself, get something with actual cream content - I'm sure you can stretch your foodstamps that far.

 

[minty]

josh sits in the cubicle next to you at the office chewing gum with his mouth open

 

[squiggles2]

josh sits in the cubicle next to you at the office chewing gum with his mouth open

and then he clips his toenails

 

[Crassmeister]

I like Josh.

fuck off josh

 

[minty]

josh merges in front of people n then slows down

 

[minty]

josh doesn't turn right on red even tho he can

 

[minty]

josh gets in front of you n slows down at the light even though it just turned yellow n there was enough time to go through

 

[minty]

josh does not know who the duke of new york is

 

[minty]

josh gets in the drive-thru lane, orders drinks for the whole office, n pays with spare change

 

[benosisdead]

You're making me dizzy

 

[Call Me Tim]

Josh has you hold the door of the elevator open so he can get on, then when the doors close, he farts non-stop from his chilli and sauerkraut hotdogs. You both work on the 43rd floor.

 

[Call Me Tim]

and it's the express elevator to the top.