Josh Moon Mockery Thread

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i forgot my password for my car payment login n the site has my login locked now so i have been paying via the automated phone option so i don't have to talk to an actual person

car payments

 

[Lovecraft]

Then how on God’s Green Earth do you get the giant stick removed from your arse?

Socialised healthcare and friends, two things entirely foreign to you.

 

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Socialised healthcare and friends, two things entirely foreign to you.

No, that gets the stick shoved in ever deeper which, perversely, you seem to enjoy.

 

[Lovecraft]

No, that gets the stick shoved in ever deeper which, perversely, you seem to enjoy.

The less I am like you, the more self-fulfilled I'll be.
Be grateful for people like me, someone has to pay their taxes for your foodstamps and section 8 housing.

 

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The less I am like you, the more self-fulfilled I'll be.

Good point and it clearly means you’re working your way up to a telephone pole up the arse. But that begs the question: greased or ungreased?

 

[Lovecraft]

Good point and it clearly means you’re working your way up to a telephone pole up the arse. But that begs the question: greased or ungreased?

You tell me, how do you prefer it when Trayvon and Jamal lay raw fat pipe up your bakside for five bucks a pop?

 

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Good point and it clearly means you’re working your way up to a telephone pole up the arse. But that begs the question: greased or ungreased?

You tell me

Hmm, I’m going to guess ungreased for the simple fact that the splinters will add a certain je ne sais quoi to a soywegian’s pleasure principle.

 

[Lovecraft]

I'm always ready and pre-lubed with the nigger-cum from the last crackhead John

Stunning and brave

 

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Stunning and brave

 

[Lovecraft]

Your body odour sends the same message from a lot further away.

 

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Your body odour sends the same message from a lot further away.

Eww, stop hitting on me!!

 

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He’s a good guy. He’s a bird lover.

 

[Crassmeister]

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Did You Know...​

Josh was once a prolific author of vore erotica?

 

[Crassmeister]

Did You Know...
Josh was once a prolific author of vore erotica?

that's easy to believe
anyone willing to run an incel infested shithole like KF obviously has major screws loose

 

[Crassmeister]

YOURE INTO COCK VORE ARENT YOU JOSH
DOES THIS MAKE YOUR LITTLE HONKY WEEWEE HARD