Literally lurking for years....

[ASSBLONKER]

probly older than any of you twits so do your worst ..

YEAH IM SURE THIS IS GONNA BE AN AMAZING & FUNNY POSTER, AND NOT ANOTHER TEDIOUS 50-SOMETHING WORM ALA DUKE OF NIMONIA

 

[SK2.0]

Boomer as in >55yrs old?

I find that hard to believe given your choice of wording. Anyway, welcome.

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

Yes, SK, in two days i will be 56.5 years old but I try to remain a bit smartazz, and I ASSURE YOU i will engage in no spamfag horseshit ala Puke of Pneumonia and all the redboarders . I feel like i have said too much, and bid you all a fond adeu

 

[umkemesik]

Yes, SK, in two days i will be 56.5 years old but I try to remain a bit smartazz, and I ASSURE YOU i will engage in no spamfag horseshit ala Puke of Pneumonia and all the redboarders . I feel like i have said too much, and bid you all a fond adeu

Damn, that's almost as old as Groypher.

 

[j15m]

Yes, I suppose I do. I recall the last rounds with Oneidus as actually affecting my mood irl. I also have an affinity for several of the people who post here currently(nohomo), and although I am an ancient used -up dinosaur who has just about zero tech-savvyness, lol, idunno imma just stfu

Do you remember the time I taco’d my thumbnail?
How did I release the pressure?

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

No, sorry j15m, I don't remember that. I remember you talking about quitting drinking at one point, and I remember you talking about living in a beach cabin, and I remember evryone being really happy when you showed back up. I have done a lot of hard drugs, and a lot of shit slips right by me tbh, man.

 

[j15m]

No, sorry j15m, I don't remember that. I remember you talking about quitting drinking at one point, and I remember you talking about living in a beach cabin, and I remember evryone being really happy when you showed back up. I have done a lot of hard drugs, and a lot of shit slips right by me tbh, man.

Fair enough, you seem to know your history pretty well...
I too have polluted my system over the years, quit mostly everything, got into microdosing the last 2 years, back drinking
Here, enjoy.

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

HA! I did that to my left index finger (not the drill, it just fell off by itself) about four years ago, so I can safely say I know your pain,bro. Sorry, hope you have healed up well...

 

[Witty]

Literally every single new user on EDF said this in their intro thread. I wonder if "longtime lurker, first time poster" was some kind of newfriend script or something

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

If I remember correctly I was supposed to introduce myself, and then everyone was going to call me a faggot... (you know the drill) so I was actually surprised to not get moar of that. The CHAZ and everyone's drinky-poo seem to be heavy on the minds of the many today, tho so in the immortal words of Roli, "Alaway rember happi day"

 

[Likeicare]

Literally every single new user on EDF said this in their intro thread. I wonder if "longtime lurker, first time poster" was some kind of newfriend script or something

Yeah i generally assume theyre bullshitting but this guys genuinely been stalking us for years and im not 100% sure how i feel about that

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

Yeah i generally assume theyre bullshitting but this guys genuinely been stalking us for years and im not 100% sure how i feel about that

K, Later

 

[Likeicare]

K, Later

?

 

[Aroukar]

Well welcome. The more the merrier, or so they say. Usually more people means longer lines. And I hate waiting.

 

[GloriousReader]

This guys a fed

 

[GloriousReader]

Burn the hard drives

 

[lazarus+]

K, Later

i sleep in an armed house?

ffs this guy probably watches ddt sleep

 

[Scumhook]

OP is a faggot

 

[Likeicare]

Yeah i generally assume theyre bullshitting but this guys genuinely been stalking us for years and im not 100% sure how i feel about that

K, Later

Lol did he quit over that

 

[j15m]

?

Oh shit... He didn't say "K'bye"... my guns fell off a boat during a fishing trip.