Lulziez groveling to be the friend of a zoo animal…

Ruth took Sarah with her in the car to visit Ruth's mother in Washington Heights for the weekend. Jacob feigned being constipated so he could stay home. Jacob had a plan. Something a little different from his normal abnormality. He would cross dress for the first time!
Digging into Ruth's closet he found her old granny style green dress with the tiny yellow flowers. He went with this because he couldn't wear anything shorter that exposed his shoes because of that damn clubbed foot wouldn't permit him to wear any fabulous footwear.
After much difficulty he managed to slip into a pair of fishnet pantyhose and one of Ruth's old nursing bras that he over stuffed with dirty socks from the hamper. He found Ruth's old afro-style disco wig on the floor in the back of her closet, stretched it over his head, made some adjustments and then he went for the clip-on large hoop earrings. Not being a beautician by any stretch of the imagination, Jacob simply applied a copious slathering of bright red lip gloss. He stood back, looked at himself in the mirror and immediately popped an erection. His first instinct was to violently choke his chicken, but with much restraint he figured he would hold off until after his little parade around the block.
On his way out the front door Jacob grabbed Sarah's little pink parasol umbrella as icing on the cake. As he sauntered and minced his way down the sidewalk he could feel the nylon of the pantyhose rubbing on his penis giving it a warm glow. A Chevy Silverado truck full of Mexicans drove by, they wolf-whistled and yelled something probably filthy in Spanish...this made Jacob's ballsack tighten and he almost ejaculated right there from excitement.
As he hobbled down the sidewalk he wiggled his ass for all it was worth. Then suddenly just before he reached the first corner a nigger jumped out of the bushes and attacked him with a quick sucker punch. This was a brutal beating that put Jacob in the ICU for a week and what few teeth he had left were knocked out.



As a child, Jacob's Hebrew school, Yeshiva Grossberg TelAviv Com, was well know for its cabbalist esoterics as well as it's political involvement in worldwide social activism. There Jacob was inculcated with proof of his tribe's dominion over the earth as well as the need to supplant other culture's sexual orientation with that of the tribe's.
There in that school was where Jacob got and gave his first blowjob and explored the joys of anal infatuation. He was amazed to see the rabbis with constant erections and how these erections resembled the genitalia of various zoo animals. One particular rabbi was born with his own penis that neatly bent around and was stuck in his own anus. Jacob oft wondered if that was why the rabbi always seemed to have both a grimace and maniacal expression on his face?
In third class Jacob was caught stealing money from the administration office safe and was given special recognition of that incident at his bar mitzvah.
At home, Jacob developed a phobia of female pubic hair due to his mother forcing him to lick her. She would withhold his food unless he licked her to orgasm. To say this emotionally scarred him would be inaccurate. Rather this was an atypical morphilitic aggravation of his atrophied frontal lobes, his birth defect, that formed his entire worldview and fondness for the brown starfish. This particular phobia was way down the long list of other neuroses that clogged his brain and governed his behavior.
Jacob graduated last in his class and that brought great shame to his family who had hopes of him becoming a lawyer, or a doctor or a politician. His father often slapped him in the face for no reason, only to say, "Jafloc oy!" Jacob had no idea what that meant. All he knew was he wanted to kill him and he devoted many hours thinking of ways to do it.
When his father was found dead at the foot of the stairs, Jacob was heard snickering in his room.
 
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