Malhub will now Officially Become EDF. Welcome AEdiot.

[Corpsefriedchicken]

That’s it. Clearly paperclip CANNOT run this site.
I am off to make a change.org petition about this

 

[Phelan]

i don't want another team mate or team captain. i was perfectly fine with you mr. umkemesik. now you done in this site plum and proper. hell even pickled it

i hope you can live with this in REAL LIFE mr. umkemesik. all i see is dark disturbing clouds surrounding US right now

 

[lurk]

i don't want another team mate or team captain. i was perfectly fine with you mr. umkemesik. now you done in this site plum and proper. hell even pickled it

i hope you can live with this in REAL LIFE mr. umkemesik. all i see is dark disturbing clouds surrounding US right now

translation: just another day in EDF.

 

[Phelan]

translation: just another day in EDF.

will i be sexually assaulted? prison gang banged? not that i know anything but this stuff but my grandpa did and told me a thing or two so horrifying i wore condoms to bed every night from the ages of 6-13.

 

[lurk]

will i be sexually assaulted? prison gang banged? not that i know anything but this stuff but my grandpa did and told me a thing or two so horrifying i wore condoms to bed every night from the ages of 6-13.

you probably shouldve been asking why grandpa wanted you to wear a condom to bed at the age of 6...

 

[.wil]

you probably shouldve been asking why grandpa wanted you to wear a condom to bed at the age of 6...

Everyone knows the monster under you bed has herpes.

 

[lurk]

Everyone knows the monster under you bed has herpes.

.... mine didnt, but it did have a bunch of weird dangly bits hanging off its tentacles

 

[Phelan]

you probably shouldve been asking why grandpa wanted you to wear a condom to bed at the age of 6...

he warned me of the worthless cunts later on life i'd meAT. he was so right that i should have even learned earlier than 6 about protection but he was really understanding i had the fear...those damn things are hard to put on at 6 i couldn't have imagined how hard it would be in my teens or older without help. he helped me wherever he could. sometimes his best buddy from ww2 would help if grandpa was busy...but only sometimes grandpa was very protective of people hurting me. he loved me a lot and i loved him back. sometimes it wasn't enough for me which made me sad. i hate feeling that way but i tried harder and harder. i swear lurk i tried to be better every time. still wasn't enough for him but i later met other guys it was easier to please them and i got money from them. grandpa was stingy and never gave me money just lots of sweets, milk, and other stuff to wear.

 

[lurk]

hey @aediot

 

[Quence]

This certainly is some interesting news. Seems like a gracious lifeline offered by Umke to Aediot. You don’t often often see that happening in the cutthroat world of forum ownership where the demise of a competitor is often cheered and celebrated.

 

[lazarus+]

i have the impression that paperclip just generally sux

just flowing with the wave

i mean doesn't he suck though

 

[Maysam]

i have the impression that paperclip just generally sux

just flowing with the wave

i mean doesn't he suck though

yeah, dicks. Many. Big time. That's what he said multiple times.

 

[shahidka]

paperclip traffics child porn you sure you want to be involved with someone like that

Wasn’t that Zaiger

 

[Likeicare]

Wasn’t that Zaiger

Slander

 

[Quence]

Slander

That can’t be slander. You’re thinking of libel.

 

[lurk]

Wasn’t that Zaiger

Zaiger was the admin that sold ad space for meth

 

[Harpoons]

who the fuck is aediot

 

[Likeicare]

That can’t be slander. You’re thinking of libel.

They are the same thing

One is saying it, one is writing it

 

[aediot]

Happy to see everyone is as thrilled and retarded as I am ????????????

 

[Quence]

They are the same thing

One is saying it, one is writing it

As U just pointed out, they are not the same thing.