Masks, have you ever, will you ever?

I don’t wear masks anywhere anymore.
It actually started with my kids calling it retarded and refused to wear one in stores.
My daughter went back to school this month because she missed her friends and the teachers wear a chin diaper for face value, not even over their mouth.
This is clown world.
 
I don’t wear masks anywhere anymore.
It actually started with my kids calling it retarded and refused to wear one in stores.
My daughter went back to school this month because she missed her friends and the teachers wear a chin diaper for face value, not even over their mouth.
This is clown world.
Personally I love wearing a mask. It's only been recent here in Perth, but the other day I was going into a shop so I put mine on, and my breath smelled weirdly familar.

Took me a while to place it, but I figured it out.

My breath smelled like cunt. Like literal cunt. I was a mix of confused, aroused and disgusted; so the experience mirrored me eating a chick out to a disturbing degree. I've been called a cuntface plenty of times, I just never realised they were being literal.

I'd like to see this mask thing taken to the next level. Eveyone who is in favour of wearing a mask should be entitled to a free upgrade to the all-new "Personal Safe Space" apparatus. The PSS will consist of a fishbowl clamped over their head and sealed at their neck. Then, we simply add water via the handy hose provided AT NO EXTRA COST WITH EVERY PSS and watch the virus flee in terror!!!
 
i slapped one on for my driving test cuz it was way too high risk but other than that never
 
Personally I love wearing a mask. It's only been recent here in Perth, but the other day I was going into a shop so I put mine on, and my breath smelled weirdly familar.

Took me a while to place it, but I figured it out.

My breath smelled like cunt. Like literal cunt. I was a mix of confused, aroused and disgusted; so the experience mirrored me eating a chick out to a disturbing degree. I've been called a cuntface plenty of times, I just never realised they were being literal.

I'd like to see this mask thing taken to the next level. Eveyone who is in favour of wearing a mask should be entitled to a free upgrade to the all-new "Personal Safe Space" apparatus. The PSS will consist of a fishbowl clamped over their head and sealed at their neck. Then, we simply add water via the handy hose provided AT NO EXTRA COST WITH EVERY PSS and watch the virus flee in terror!!!

breathe on me bae!
 
Personally I love wearing a mask. It's only been recent here in Perth, but the other day I was going into a shop so I put mine on, and my breath smelled weirdly familar.

Took me a while to place it, but I figured it out.

My breath smelled like cunt. Like literal cunt. I was a mix of confused, aroused and disgusted; so the experience mirrored me eating a chick out to a disturbing degree. I've been called a cuntface plenty of times, I just never realised they were being literal.

I'd like to see this mask thing taken to the next level. Eveyone who is in favour of wearing a mask should be entitled to a free upgrade to the all-new "Personal Safe Space" apparatus. The PSS will consist of a fishbowl clamped over their head and sealed at their neck. Then, we simply add water via the handy hose provided AT NO EXTRA COST WITH EVERY PSS and watch the virus flee in terror!!!
We’re going to fist fight or fuck...
 
N95 masks mandatory in stores and other public spaces in Bavaria now. Since having online lectures I only go outside for groceries anyway.

Yeah, technically they demand medical masks here too. I´ve ignored this so far, wearing the same tube scarf I´ve had since this idiocy started.
Nobody is saying anything, probably because they all know its bullshit.

No idea why they still comply then, but whatever.
 
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