Military Parades

Quence is fascinated by parades because she can’t imagine what it’s like to walk for longer than the distance from the disabled parking spot to the pickup counter at McDonald’s
 
Quence is fascinated by parades because she can’t imagine what it’s like to walk for longer than the distance from the disabled parking spot to the pickup counter at McDonald’s
What a curious thing to say, Spazzy Tassy. As you know, I have background in athletics that makes it impossible for me to be disabled OR a customer of McGross.
 
Squeezing your hulking frame
HULKING FRAME??!!

Although I’m somewhat tall, NO ONE in their right mind would confuse my lithe and dainty figure as being “hulking.”

Because of my modesty I would never say this about myself, but I was once told by a very important person that I had the makings of a world class ballerina. Unfortunately, I grew too tall to follow that dream.
 
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