Lurk, don’t be a jurk!
You fat fucking disgusting ass-smelling
BLAWB,
Cheese-drinking,
Crisco-bathing,
Lard-gargling,
Calorie-thieving,
Cabbage-Patch Face having,
Dr. Robotnik looking,
WingStop eating,
McDonalds gorging,
T-Rex arm having,
Non-vegetable eating,
Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray,
Wide load,
Hungry-Hungry Hippo,
PLANET,
Pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem,
Whale slash Free Willy,
Part bus,
Yokozuna,
Flubber,
Kirby,
Salad dodger,
Chair crusher,
Butter ball,
Go to subway but put everything on it,
Michelin Man,
Happy because Hostess is back in business motherfuckingUCKER
where do you get off?
 
You fat disgusting ass-smelling
BLAWB, blather, blather, blather
Let it all out. Do you feel better? Remember, just because one lamppost dumped you doesn’t mean there aren’t millions of other lampposts in the streets. You WILL find lamppost true love one day. Believe it.

You have gone too far. NO ONE insults Norah in that manner and gets away unscathed! You WILL pay a price for your mendacity!!
 
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