*shoves major tuddy with a dildo in his fucking arse while screaming and crying in pure agony*
*lardchick (me) laughs maniacally*
*chuj jebany then comes in*
*kicks lardchick (again, me) IN the arse*
*celebrates by drinking a shit ton of red polish wine... with ice!*
*clu-9000 and the girl on internet come to chuj*
*goi gives chuj a massive blowjob while clu-9000 watches*
*after the blowjob, clu-9000 exterminates chuj after years of nigger admin abuse*
*goi feels horny again... with her 'almighty' trans cock*
*goi invites some of xer friends.... which of compose of giggly goonclown, chris chan and nikita nguyen*
*goi then straps clu-9000 into a bondage cross*
*goonclown sucks clu-9000's metallic metallica robot dick until it sparks out cum*
*then chris chan mutilates clu-9000's dick until it looks like nothing but a

*
*last of all, nikita nguyen pisses all over clu-9000 while "in the name of god" by slayer plays in the background, the part where it goes 'ANTICHRIST IS THE NAME OF GOD'*
*once that is all finished, goi says "i love clu"*
*then goi and clu-9000 make out*
*chimplord all of a sudden comes out advising the viewer to look up the finders cult and thanking the viewer for watching*
*out of the blue, d0n b*****n looks up the finders cult on his phone*
*after reading the wikipedia page... d0n stabs himself in the eye with a kitchen knife and falls to the floor*
*then the screen pans out to black with the anarchy symbol while the sound effect of an evil low pitched satanic laugh plays*
*voice clip of porky pig saying "that's all folks!" plays along with the looney tunes end jingle*
*THE END.*