Okay, sportsfags...what's your prediction for the Super Bowl?

[Major Tuddy]

I'm going with Chiefs vs. Eagles. Eagles win, 47-40.

My Commanders will make seventh seed, but won't make Super Bowl. But hope springs eternal.

My dream Super Bowl is Commanders vs. Ravens. Battle Of The Beltway, but football. The DMV will be talking about that for literally decades.

Now let's hear y'alls predictions, as well as your favorite team. Try not to pick any ringless bullshit like the Lions, Falcons, or Bills. Come up with something good for once.

 

[no access to email sent]

hi

 

[Stoic Sigma]

don't care

 

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[no access to email sent]

That was rude of me. Here, I'll remedy that.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

I'm going with Chiefs vs. Eagles. Eagles win, 47-40.

My Commanders will make seventh seed, but won't make Super Bowl. But hope springs eternal.

My dream Super Bowl is Commanders vs. Ravens. Battle Of The Beltway, but football. The DMV will be talking about that for literally decades.

Now let's hear y'alls predictions, as well as your favorite team. Try not to pick any ringless bullshit like the Lions, Falcons, or Bills. Come up with something good for once.

The Lions will get a ring before the Eagles do again

 

[Dildo Baggins]

I just know the Browns are gonna make it this year.

 

[Major Tuddy]

I just know the Browns are gonna make it this year.

The Cleveland Browns are mathematically eliminated at 3-11-0. They also got clobbered by the Chiefs 21-7 in their last game.

You know what a Browns fan does when their team wins the Super Bowl? They shut off the PlayStation. <g>

 

[Maysam]

hee hee the super bowl. the bowl that is super. what an amazing bowl that must be.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Nothing. Kill yoursrlf

 

[Major Tuddy]

The Lions will get a ring before the Eagles do again

A fair prediction. The Lions and Eagles are both 0.857. So their chances are basically equal.

I love watching a team get its first Lombardi, though. It's such a magical moment. Remember when the Eagles first won? Philly was full of magic and camaraderie that day. Let's hope the same happens for Detroit this February.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

A fair prediction. The Lions and Eagles are both 0.857. So their chances are basically equal.

I love watching a team get its first Lombardi, though. It's such a magical moment. Remember when the Eagles first won? Philly was full of magic and camaraderie that day. Let's hope the same happens for Detroit this February.

I just hope the Lions survive all their injuries

 

[airduster]

my bong instincts wanna slate hand egg but i actually quite like it. Chiefs to win cause tay tay.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

my bong instincts wanna slate hand egg but i actually quite like it. Chiefs to win cause tay tay.

Gridiron football is great because EVERYONE of any body size or skill has a place on the team.

• successful baseball pitcher or cricket bowler but find those games too boring? Quarterback!
• wirey and fast but have no power to stop someone? wide receiver! (Just run away and catch the ball. Can't be simpler.)
• too big and slow to run and built like a dump truck being driven by a sumo wrestler? take a "big man" positon (center, guard or tackle)!
• not big enough to be a "big man" but also not fast enough to outrun a defender? Running back or tight end! (Just get handed the ball and plow through the defense)
• not big enough or fast enough AND you can't catch for shit? Linebacker!
• Slightly faster than a Linebacker but not big enough to block? Defensive back (just follow a reciever and knock the ball out of the air before it can be caught!)

Divegrass players are all one bodytype, and if you're not that one type, you'll never get anywhere. But on gridiron football, you can play a part no matter who you are. It's did "inclusion" long before anyone knew to despise that term.