Onideus Mad Hatter Arrested for Making Threats to Florida Sheriff

Dildo Baggins said:
if Chrischan can survive incarceration, so can Matt. He will be passed around alot for cigarettes tho.
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Chrischan was effeminate.
Matt is a retarded pedophile. What most likely will happen, is he'll start his psychobabble and to get him to shut up they'll beat him unconscious, then, a hole is a hole. I don't think he'll make it.

But consider this. Chitwood is being all hard ass and stopping online death threats. if Matt has a halfway decent public defender, he could argue that Matt had no ablitly to carry out his threat, and cannot be taken seriously. IF Matt actually tells the truth and doesn't let his narcissism get in the way: he has no money, job, car, certainly can't afford even a bus ticket, his weapon a cheap Chinese decorative sword? Yeah, talking smack. But, then again Matt is a moron, and riding the "I'm a persecuted Christian." Yeah, that defense is not going to fly. You just can't pull out your "religion," whenever you get arrested and expect to get off..
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unless you're jewish or in some cases muslim.

So what Chitwood actually did was import another retard into Florida as if Florida didn't have enough retards. Say he does a year for the offense, is Matt going to be able to leave the state? No. He'll be obligated to stay in the state to finish up probation/supervised release, or if not won't be able to afford to leave the state, which means most likely he'll get abused on the street and end up in jail once again.

It's kind of tragic if you think about it. Matt is obviously retarded and should be institutionalized, but now thanks to the Florida justice system, he'll be brutalized in jail and thrown out on the street all for the crime of being a shitposting moron.
 
Call Me Tim said:
Chrischan was effeminate.
Matt is a retarded pedophile. What most likely will happen, is he'll start his psychobabble and to get him to shut up they'll beat him unconscious, then, a hole is a hole. I don't think he'll make it.

But consider this. Chitwood is being all hard ass and stopping online death threats. if Matt has a halfway decent public defender, he could argue that Matt had no ablitly to carry out his threat, and cannot be taken seriously. IF Matt actually tells the truth and doesn't let his narcissism get in the way: he has no money, job, car, certainly can't afford even a bus ticket, his weapon a cheap Chinese decorative sword? Yeah, talking smack. But, then again Matt is a moron, and riding the "I'm a persecuted Christian." Yeah, that defense is not going to fly. You just can't pull out your "religion," whenever you get arrested and expect to get off..
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unless you're jewish or in some cases muslim.

So what Chitwood actually did was import another retard into Florida as if Florida didn't have enough retards. Say he does a year for the offense, is Matt going to be able to leave the state? No. He'll be obligated to stay in the state to finish up probation/supervised release, or if not won't be able to afford to leave the state, which means most likely he'll get abused on the street and end up in jail once again.

It's kind of tragic if you think about it. Matt is obviously retarded and should be institutionalized, but now thanks to the Florida justice system, he'll be brutalized in jail and thrown out on the street all for the crime of being a shitposting moron.
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All of his shitposterin protected him from being a nuisance on the streets
 
he's so round
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He's charged with a Felony C.

Third-degree felonies in Florida can result in up to 5 years in prison and a fine of up to $5,000.

He's fucked he's definitely doing 18 months.

But....
What if Matt gets jacked in prison, and becomes a shot caller. Picks up an extra charge for felony battery, gets out in 7 years, all tatted up and is known my his future alias, "Diaper King." He establishes dominance by telling you when meeting him, "I'm pissing and or shitting myself right now, and I don't care."

Gotta admit, pretty unnerving opening line.

How would you respond?

a) Uh ok?
b) .....
c) Can we at least crack a window to get some fresh air?
 
Call Me Tim said:
So what Chitwood actually did was import another retard into Florida as if Florida didn't have enough retards.
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one more won't matter much

currently making the rounds on X; this accident on I-95 in boynton beach
he was apparently doing 120+ on the shoulder in daddy's mercedes
and replaced the truck's rear axle with himself---they took small pieces of the nerd out of the wreck
quite an achievement but not unusual for florida highways



maybe we could take up a collection and offer matt a free benz
only if he agrees to 1-stay in florida, 2-stay off the fucking internet?
just thinking..........
 
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