You're starting to really anger my balls, you know that?
You're chaffing them with your faggotry!
We're talkin angry balls here, Lurk... angry ones.
ANGRY FUCKING BALLS!
My balls have become so angered that they've performed an ancient necrobiotic ritual to resurrect the dead spirit of my heathen ancestor's prehensile cock!
PREPARE TO BE COCK SLAPPED!