Palestine and stuff.

Lately, I've been seeing too many articles about Palestine and Israel... Of course, I know what's going on there: a bunch of people fighting over a piece of land. But what does it have to do with me?

Fuck knows, honestly. I'm neither an Arab nor a Jew — just a hoe from This Country who's trying to get by.

Anyway, I have my thoughts on this topic.

And you're probably thinking right now that I, like your typical SJW, will start defending the Palestinians and calling all the Israelis oppressors. Right?

Well, go fuck yourself. I dunno how you will fuck yourself, but you should try it, because that's what you're doing when you assume shit about me.

Frankly, from the very beginning of this... something, I was on the side of the Israelis. And now, I will explain why.

Imagine you see your neighbour's house being broken into every other week by a bunch of thugs, and the cops are too busy elsewhere. So, what do you do? You help install a fence, maybe get a dog. But what if the thugs keep coming, even though it's clear that your neighbour's house isn't theirs to take? You're supportive of your neighbour, aren't you? You don't stand there arguing property rights with the thugs while they're smashing the windows. You call the cops and maybe grab a baseball bat. That's what Israel's doing, in a nutshell.

And I have absolutely no idea how the hell the others can't see it.

No, really! It's like everyone's lost their goddamn mind. Everyone's shouting about human rights and land rights and all that shit!

Like, come on, let's be real... There was no Palestine, at least not as a country or anything. From what I remember from history class and a quick peek on Wikipedia (which isn't the most reliable, but you get the point), Judea and Samaria are very old Jewish lands. You know?

Jerusalem is Jewish.

Nablus is Jewish.

Hebron is Jewish.

Even Gaza is Jewish. Yes, even Gaza. And as far as I know, even the Bible says that all of those lands (I guess) are Jewish. That's what I recall from Sunday school and my Orthodox grandma. Suppose I'm not wrong, of course. It's just that, as far as I know, the Bible says that God promised the land to the Jews. That's why it's called "The Promised Land". Plain and simple.

As for the Arabs, they appeared later in the region. That's just history, not my vendetta. Yeah, they've been there for ages, but so have the Jews. The big diff is, the Jews have been fighting for it. Yeah, Israel's just doing what's right, fighting for what they've got.

And that's not the first time they have had to fight for themselves.

Why? Well...

I remember when I was learning world history, I noticed something interesting.

Do you know who people hated the most in the past (and maybe even now)? The Jews.

How is that?

Well, think about it. During the Middle Ages, Europe was filled with anti-Semitic propaganda, blaming Jews for everything from the Black Death to the financial troubles of the Church. Of course, they would be burned on bonfires, tortured, and kicked out of countries. And let's not forget them eating the Christian babies and the shit of Judensau!

As for a more modern example, you can look at the same Europe, but this time in the 20th century... Yeah, the Nazi Germany and their little friends. And the Holocaust. That's right. Six million Jews were killed just because they were Jews. In a world presumed to be civilised.

And these people dare to speak about human rights...

No, really! They had the brains to let the Arabs in European lands and even give them citizenship, but not the Jews. And then, when the shit hits the fan, everyone's suddenly all about "Oh, poor Palestinians, how could the big bad Israelis do this to you?"

And you know what's even more annoying? The Government of This Country (i.e. Russia) says that HAMAS, a known terrorist organisation, is not even that terrorist. Oh, c'mon, people! You say yourself that there are only faggots in Europe, and you share opinions with them? If you don't want our Homeland to look like the EU, then the why fucking support their stance on Israel? It's like saying that your mum's meatloaf is shit while ordering the same shit from the local cafe.

...You probably think that I consider all Arabs to be camel fuckers and sand-dwelling savages, right? Wrong. I never thought anyone deserves to be hated because they are born into a certain religion or ethnicity.

After all, all wars are terrible. And this one is no exception. Women and children are dying on both sides, and the soldiers are fighting for something they might not even understand.

The problem is, though... some Arabs are just that — camel fuckers and sand-dwelling savages. And by "some", I mean the ones blowing themselves up in pizza places and stabbing innocent people in the street. The ones who use their kids as human shields, who celebrate when they manage to kill a few Jews. And yet, when the shoe's on the other foot, and Israel hits back, suddenly it's "disproportionate force" and "war crimes"? Give me a break.

It's not like all Jews are innocent, though. There are assholes in every race, every religion, every country. But for Israel, it feels like no one remembers they're just trying to stay alive. Like they're supposed to be the go-to scapegoat for the world's issues because they're tough enough to handle it.

And every time I hear someone spouting that tired "Free Palestine" bullshit, I just want to scream at them, "Why are you even defending them? Have you seen what those fuckers do to their people?" The way they treat their women, the way they throw gays off rooftops? That's what you're fighting for, faggot? The right of these savages to have their state, so they can just turn it into another shithole like Syria or Libya or Afghanistan?

Okay, I'll admit, I'm not a pro with the Middle East or international politics. But I do have a brain, and I think for myself. And honestly, the media is full of crap. And for some reason, my friends seem to shove their heads up their asses.

Because apparently, sucking an Arab dick is better.

From the river to the sea, I guess?
 
i don't understand why you care enough about this issue to produce that textwall nobody is gonna read, but for the most time i was for the Jews too. By now I'm thinking Netanyahu is probably overdoing it but no idea.
 
Lately, I've been seeing too many articles about Palestine and Israel... Of course, I know what's going on there: a bunch of people fighting over a piece of land. But what does it have to do with me?

Fuck knows, honestly. I'm neither an Arab nor a Jew — just a hoe from This Country who's trying to get by.

Anyway, I have my thoughts on this topic.

And you're probably thinking right now that I, like your typical SJW, will start defending the Palestinians and calling all the Israelis oppressors. Right?

Well, go fuck yourself. I dunno how you will fuck yourself, but you should try it, because that's what you're doing when you assume shit about me.

Frankly, from the very beginning of this... something, I was on the side of the Israelis. And now, I will explain why.

Imagine you see your neighbour's house being broken into every other week by a bunch of thugs, and the cops are too busy elsewhere. So, what do you do? You help install a fence, maybe get a dog. But what if the thugs keep coming, even though it's clear that your neighbour's house isn't theirs to take? You're supportive of your neighbour, aren't you? You don't stand there arguing property rights with the thugs while they're smashing the windows. You call the cops and maybe grab a baseball bat. That's what Israel's doing, in a nutshell.

And I have absolutely no idea how the hell the others can't see it.

No, really! It's like everyone's lost their goddamn mind. Everyone's shouting about human rights and land rights and all that shit!

Like, come on, let's be real... There was no Palestine, at least not as a country or anything. From what I remember from history class and a quick peek on Wikipedia (which isn't the most reliable, but you get the point), Judea and Samaria are very old Jewish lands. You know?

Jerusalem is Jewish.

Nablus is Jewish.

Hebron is Jewish.

Even Gaza is Jewish. Yes, even Gaza. And as far as I know, even the Bible says that all of those lands (I guess) are Jewish. That's what I recall from Sunday school and my Orthodox grandma. Suppose I'm not wrong, of course. It's just that, as far as I know, the Bible says that God promised the land to the Jews. That's why it's called "The Promised Land". Plain and simple.

As for the Arabs, they appeared later in the region. That's just history, not my vendetta. Yeah, they've been there for ages, but so have the Jews. The big diff is, the Jews have been fighting for it. Yeah, Israel's just doing what's right, fighting for what they've got.

And that's not the first time they have had to fight for themselves.

Why? Well...

I remember when I was learning world history, I noticed something interesting.

Do you know who people hated the most in the past (and maybe even now)? The Jews.

How is that?

Well, think about it. During the Middle Ages, Europe was filled with anti-Semitic propaganda, blaming Jews for everything from the Black Death to the financial troubles of the Church. Of course, they would be burned on bonfires, tortured, and kicked out of countries. And let's not forget them eating the Christian babies and the shit of Judensau!

As for a more modern example, you can look at the same Europe, but this time in the 20th century... Yeah, the Nazi Germany and their little friends. And the Holocaust. That's right. Six million Jews were killed just because they were Jews. In a world presumed to be civilised.

And these people dare to speak about human rights...

No, really! They had the brains to let the Arabs in European lands and even give them citizenship, but not the Jews. And then, when the shit hits the fan, everyone's suddenly all about "Oh, poor Palestinians, how could the big bad Israelis do this to you?"

And you know what's even more annoying? The Government of This Country (i.e. Russia) says that HAMAS, a known terrorist organisation, is not even that terrorist. Oh, c'mon, people! You say yourself that there are only faggots in Europe, and you share opinions with them? If you don't want our Homeland to look like the EU, then the why fucking support their stance on Israel? It's like saying that your mum's meatloaf is shit while ordering the same shit from the local cafe.

...You probably think that I consider all Arabs to be camel fuckers and sand-dwelling savages, right? Wrong. I never thought anyone deserves to be hated because they are born into a certain religion or ethnicity.

After all, all wars are terrible. And this one is no exception. Women and children are dying on both sides, and the soldiers are fighting for something they might not even understand.

The problem is, though... some Arabs are just that — camel fuckers and sand-dwelling savages. And by "some", I mean the ones blowing themselves up in pizza places and stabbing innocent people in the street. The ones who use their kids as human shields, who celebrate when they manage to kill a few Jews. And yet, when the shoe's on the other foot, and Israel hits back, suddenly it's "disproportionate force" and "war crimes"? Give me a break.

It's not like all Jews are innocent, though. There are assholes in every race, every religion, every country. But for Israel, it feels like no one remembers they're just trying to stay alive. Like they're supposed to be the go-to scapegoat for the world's issues because they're tough enough to handle it.

And every time I hear someone spouting that tired "Free Palestine" bullshit, I just want to scream at them, "Why are you even defending them? Have you seen what those fuckers do to their people?" The way they treat their women, the way they throw gays off rooftops? That's what you're fighting for, faggot? The right of these savages to have their state, so they can just turn it into another shithole like Syria or Libya or Afghanistan?

Okay, I'll admit, I'm not a pro with the Middle East or international politics. But I do have a brain, and I think for myself. And honestly, the media is full of crap. And for some reason, my friends seem to shove their heads up their asses.

Because apparently, sucking an Arab dick is better.

From the river to the sea, I guess?
You want to know what's worse than kikes and sand niggers killing each other? A person writing a text wall about kikes and sand niggers killing each.
 
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