Whilst I am indeed a person who practices extraordinarily good hygiene, I am not a crazy person. But most importantly, I am nowhere near old enough to be that guy‘s mother, and I find it incredibly insulting that you suggest that it could even be a possibility.
The claim is these are the largest impact craters on planet Earth. However, it’s clearly missing @Crassmeister ’s arse which has been impacted by large objects for many years.