revitalize the cyoa

[finlaypatrickduffill]

you live on a small agricultural concern at Siorapaluk in a converted container. there is a cup of a red liquid on the desk? there is a shrub in the window
what will you do?

 

[tasuviyo]

shit on your desk and squawk like an imbecile

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

disgusting mess the same color as the walls on the desk
you debase yourself and make the bird sounds, the red liquid looks contaminated
what will you do?

 

[minty]

identify the shrub's type

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

LOOKS like a rhododendron bush as you loom over the windowsill you can see pallid and sickly-looking flowers on the other side? you can make out the evergreen foliage on the near side - It doesn't look like it typically grows in this region
what will you do?

 

[minty]

tell the plants i love them n use the desk feces as fertilizer

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

you compost some of the desk shit into the soil and dote on the rhodadendron bush
you sense the presence of something small skittering across the landscape near the door
the air is cool and humid
what will you do?

 

[Heidi the girl]

build a small campfire by the door and misgender your new pet

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

misgender the rat as a wymyn without looking at it which makes sense I suppose
the door starts burning but the floor isn't made of a flammable material because it's a converted container
what will you do?

 

[minty]

climb through the window and throw the red liquid on the burning door

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

red substance seems viscous and inflammatory
the mouse rat seems perturbed that the floor obstructing the entrance is burning and moves to the rear window
what will you do?

 

[minty]

grab mouse n shrub, dive through rear window n calmly walk away, putting on sunglasses n not looking behind you. it's someone else's problem now. your new name is dick lickly

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

transfer the rhododendron bush to a barrow parked out the back, the mouse climbs on
you wear your glasses granting some degree of protection against the glowering sunlight from the opposing direction. A small clique of local fishermen crowd around the domestic fire with intrigue about the front door and watch it spread for a while before going to get equipment
what will you do?

 

[tasuviyo]

Ask the fishermen for some fish

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

when you ask them for fish they rudely revert the subject to the fire and accuse you of starting it for an insurance payout
what will you do?

 

[tasuviyo]

Politely explain that you did not start the fire

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

they rudely interject by asking why they should trust someone with shit-covered hands because your hands are covered with shit from nitrifying the soil earlier. your train of thought immediately drifts to how they garnered the conceit to ask such a question given that as fishermen their hands are probably constantly immersed in fish guts and fish shit, so what should it matter to them what your hands are covered in really
what will you do?

 

[Countzer0]

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you live on a small agricultural concern at Siorapaluk in a converted container. there is a cup of a red liquid on the desk? there is a shrub in the window
what will you do?

let me peek outside, what's happening there

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

house borders a number of other renovated shipping containers terraced along the mountainside. Near to your house there's some garden allotments, raised beds next to a water capture system. the skyline promotes the hills. the sky is very clear today
what will you do?

 

[tasuviyo]

inform the fishermen that in your culture it’s customary to rub shit on your hands, therefore their statement was offensive and racist