revitalize the cyoa

[finlaypatrickduffill]

Leftmost fish rolls his eyes, bewildered that you couldn't take such gentle cajoling in stride. they give you a nice house, they make meat and vegetable deliveries to your house every tuesday and now you just smoke them out about alleged racism in pointing out your dishevelled demeanour and lack of hygiene. Fine, whatever. they give you a couple freshwater fish, pike asp, in a minifridge and leave you to deal with the smouldering rubble of your residence
what will you do?

 

[minty]

clean your hands and cook some fish on the burning house with your pet mouse

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

Enough thermal energy on the roof to grill the fish fillets yes. you butcher and grill the carp. the rat assumes that the cut you plated in front of them isn't a trap and gnaws on the corner, and then later you also eat a fillet for lunch. you put the rest in the fridge on the separate shelf
what will you do

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

pike*

 

[minty]

ask the rat if it's cool with being named nicodemus

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

rat is now a Biblical saint
what will you do?

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

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rat is now a Biblical saint
what will you do?

say "all hail Muad'Dib"

(the desert mouse from Dune)

 

[fleacollerindustry]

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rat is now a Biblical saint
what will you do?

Ask if it wants to meet my biblically accurate cat

 

[minty]

i mean, i was thinkin' secret of nimh, especially since "rat" and "mouse" had been getting used interchangeably...

this is fine tho

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

evoking the notion of a biblically accurate cat causes a rather pathetic-looking feline to lurch into your frame of vision. they sit next to the rat staring off gormlessly into the far distance, then they demand you pay them a dividend of fish or they'll vandalize your house, not realizing that it's already burning to the ground
what will you do?.

 

[tasuviyo]

refuse to hand over your hard earned fish and COMMENCE BATTLE

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

suprisingly chivalrous cat - they wait for you to throw the first punch. Nicodemus is observing the skirmish
what will you do?

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

I don't know how to draw cats I had to import a cat the last time - it's time to learn really

 

[tasuviyo]

Use NOVICE PUNCH

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

cat is knocked aback by a right hook. they poise to lunge at you
Nicodemus nibbles on the kernels of corn that they popped open using the roof grill
what will you do?

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

 

[Heidi the girl]

quick dodge and throw catnip

 

[finlaypatrickduffill]

they chase the cat hemp off the roof and you can no longer reach them to continue the excursion. A small sheet of clouds are gathering overhead
Nicodemus looks underwhelmed
what will you do?

 

[tasuviyo]

Evaluate exp gain from successful combat

 

[minty]

fingers crossed for the nicodemus spin-off