SEVERE SOCK WEATHER ALERT SEVERE SOCK WEATHER ALERT SEVERE SOCK WEATHER ALERT SEVERE SOCK WEATHER ALERT SEVERE SOCK WEATHER ALERT |
THIS IS AN EDF SEVERE SOCK WEATHER ALERT PLEASE TAKE IMMEDIATE SHELTER WHERE AVAILABLE |
BY ORDER OF THE ED GOVERNMENT CEASE AND DESIST ALL GAYOPS, TACTICAL SHOCK SOCK OPERATIONS, GAY FAGGOTRY, GAY BATHROOM MEETINGS, SOCK STALKING ACTS OF FAGGOTRY, SHOUT BOX SANCTION SUBVERSION, CLASSICAL FURFAGGOTRY, MODERN FURFAGGOTRY, SCAT EATING DUNGEON-CRAWLING FAGGOTRY, GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CIA FAGGOTRY, REPTILIAN AGENDA FAGGOTRY, UNSANCTIONED RIGHT-WING DEATH SQUAD ACTIVITY, GAY Q-ANON LARPING FAGGOTRY, SOCK DOXXENFUCKEN, GAY-ANAL SHOWER SEX FAGGOTRY, ECT. THOSE FOUND NON-COMPLIANT WITH THIS DECREE MAY BE IDENTIFIED AS A COMBATANT AND ENEMY OF THE LULZ THOSE IN VIOLATION MAY BE SUBJECT TO ACTIONS OF EXTREME PREJUDICE |
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