Shower thoughts

[Raddy]

Ok that's the followup shower thought.
"Why are the roaches in the southwest so much bigger than the ones back east? Is it a meth thing?"

 

[A Fucking Box]

o hai
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fuck you

 

[Call Me Tim]

Ok that's the followup shower thought.
"Why are the roaches in the southwest so much bigger than the ones back east? Is it a meth thing?"

Longer growing season. Merican roaches are water bugs. If you eliminate the water source and set some roach motels the problem goes away if you are not overly infested. The problem with living in dry areas is civilization brings water so, things that normally wouldn't live in any real number are artificially increased by the water source, watering plants, water bowls for pets, pools etc.., etc. However if you have the DIRTY GERMAN COCKROACHES @Maysam DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY GERMAN!! Then it's a hygiene problem. American roaches are leaf shaped and flat. The Nazi roaches high step on your sleeping face, and poop on your lips while in their nazi helmet shaped bodies.

 

[Raddy]

Longer growing season. Merican roaches are water bugs. If you eliminate the water source and set some roach motels the problem goes away if you are not overly infested. The problem with living in dry areas is civilization brings water so, things that normally wouldn't live in any real number are artificially increased by the water source, watering plants, water bowls for pets, pools etc.., etc. However if you have the DIRTY GERMAN COCKROACHES @Maysam DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY GERMAN!! Then it's a hygiene problem. American roaches are leaf shaped and flat. The Nazi roaches high step on your sleeping face, and poop on your lips while in their nazi helmet shaped bodies.

Does not answer my question really
I don't think I will sleep tonite

Fuck u

 

[Call Me Tim]

Does not answer my question really
I don't think I will sleep tonite

Fuck u

Longer growing season. (Literally the first three words you autistic buttwipe.)

 

[Raddy]

Longer growing season. (Literally the first three words you autistic buttwipe.)

Hey guess what, roaches back east in FL aren't that big and it's humid af and warm af there.... All year round.

Don't be angry at me that the Mexican pharmacist raised the price of your viagra.

 

[A Fucking Box]

However if you have the DIRTY GERMAN COCKROACHES @Maysam DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY GERMAN!! Then it's a hygiene problem. American roaches are leaf shaped and flat. The Nazi roaches high step on your sleeping face, and poop on your lips while in their nazi helmet shaped bodies.

Germans are used to their roaches

 

[Call Me Tim]

Hey guess what, roaches back east in FL aren't that big and it's humid af and warm af there.... All year round.

Don't be angry at me that the Mexican pharmacist raised the price of your viagra.

Don't know what part of Floriduh you stayed in but roaches in FL often got to be three inches long.

I save even more money by using a splint.

 

[oddguy]

when I am in the shower I think:
"I am showering"

 

[A Fucking Box]

when I am in the shower I think:
"I am showering"

 

[.wil]

I ask myself if I should throw it in the toilet bowl or waffle stomp it down the drain.

 

[Call Me Tim]

When in the shower, I always think it's such a inconvenience, however, the French never have this problem.

 

[Aroukar]

Sometimes, I think we are being remote controlled from somewhere else. Like our souls, if indeed we do possess such things, are not actually in our bodies.

 

[StupidMassiveRetard]

because thats just how the alphabet works.

 

[Cosmic Sewer Hobo]

o hai
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extra protein

 

[Cosmic Sewer Hobo]

Sometimes, I think we are being remote controlled from somewhere else. Like our souls, if indeed we do possess such things, are not actually in our bodies.

Who controls the controllers?

 

[Aroukar]

Who controls the controllers?

God probably. Idk.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Shower thought:

Why am I in this shower, and why is there a strange man standing half nude next to me...

 

[j15m]

Why is 13% of the population 100% of the commercials I see?

 

[Call Me Tim]

Why is 13% of the population 100% of the commercials I see?

You don't seem them in Bail Bonds commercials. Because that would be racist.