The Comedy Thread

Turns out tonight is going to be tomorrow. So here's one for the road:

I've got my personal FBI agents to entertain, right?
I want them liking me and rooting for me. Not hating me and wanting me to fail, right?
I'll do a little song and dance for them so they are in a good mood.
Everyone's happy. Except for me when I'm sober. But we'll get there. Eventually.
This is a comedy thread. It is not a Dear Diary thread.
 
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