RPG Maker Degenerates
Beside the irl shenanigans, this was the time I first got Internet and my first site was a dead community called MoonDragon Entertainment, who made 2 games in RPG Maker. The first one was no longer working because they made it in the shitty RM95. I then went to the rival site Ruby Dragon Entertainment (everyone was a
fuck you im a dragon), ran by a lolcow calling himself Zrokky. I accidentally hurt his feelings with a joke, so he started a pathetic topic where he and his simps would publicly slander people after banhammering them like a pussy. Zrokky's shtick was that everyone's a hater from MoonDragon who wants to steal from his games. His first shitty game got rightfully picked apart on that site. So he used this to build a victim narrative around himself. ...then he created a "Game Portal" to host RM games where they obnoxiously called every game shit that wasn't made by him or his inner circle, effectively driving more and more people away. Posting a "MoonDragon troll's" IP publicly and asking for him to be harassed didn't help either.
Very few other forums opened, but they all imploded in the most anti-lulz way. And essentially every game made was a forced "humor" game about how X person is gay. The best of these teenage shitposts was a game that featured Gyurcsány (Hungary's then prime minister) as a manipulative CEO who controls gypsies. The ending was so gay I couldn't make it up: Gyurcsány is beheaded while Naruto music plays. Of course, this came nowhere near in cringe to the slop Zrokky produced: he wrote anime romance plots centered around humiliation and added "ambiguous" joke scenes such as the love couple trying to fit flowers into a vase off screen. This was presented in a way to make it sound like they were fucking. His target audience of 13 year old fanboys found these hilarious.
As for my role, I was way too young to understand what I was up against. I tried making up to him for the joke he got butthurt over and each time he made up more bullshit to paint me as an enemy. One of his admins was a batshit cosplayer who called herself Alice. She'd send me Code Geass hentai and tell me she was studying to become a psychologist. Naturally, everything I told her "in cofidence" was broadcasted to Zrokky and they referenced it in that slander topic. They also held irl meetings where they built snowmen onto the road or almost hit each other with fireworks.
I eventually entered high school and one of my classmates trolled Zrokky into meltdown with shock videos. He was hiding behind my identity, so I got the threats. Eventually Zrokky's community imploded due to in-fighting and I didn't want to stick around either. I wanted to create a remake of that MoonDragon game which didn't work but it was twisted as evidence that I'm a "MoonDragon troll" as well and overall I didn't feel like finishing an RM game when the audience would be trash like these.
This classmate is the one who introduced me to ED. He and his online friend came to EDF to spam badly translated posts they collected from a dyslexic guy. Naturally, this was retarded and nobody found it funny. One of them was The Hipster Dudola, I don't remember the other.I used the username Wolf Sinister and we all got banned by Oddguy. This is referenced in the
FOTY article (falsely calling them my socks):
Linkermann - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for nomination in 2012 along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann.
We were discovering what furries were at the time. I linked some dragon nun's FA on the forums. Funny story. The dragon nun found out and went super schizo: he larped as me on 4chan to protect himself and posted as another sock to agree with himself.
I didn't stick around EDF at this time. The troll classmate failed math and we never saw each other again. He got butthurt for getting banned and others thinking he was my sock (which is funny because he enjoyed the exact same situation when trolling Zrokky in my name, guess I wasn't getting death threats from EDF and he found that unfair lol). He later tried to rip off ED on wikia, this is how I know about his butthurt. He wrote an article about himself being a high level troll and I was at fault for ED not recognizing this. Plus he was "cleverly" trolling irl me in secret.
