the P. Diddler general thread

[Call Me Tim]

boohoo no bail, the yoboy gonna sit in jail until october
BRIBE ANOTHER JUDGE, YOU HERO

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/live-blog/sean-combs-diddy-trial-case-verdict-live-updates-rcna216289

They might try him on the underage stuff.
Maybe he won't go free.
Everything he used in the crimes he was convicted of will be seized by the gubbermint.

 

[Crassmeister]

but not the baby oil, grampaw needs some

 

[lurk]

but not the baby oil, grampaw needs some
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grampaw goin fo a freak off dead ass.

 

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They might try him on the underage stuff.
Maybe he won't go free.
Everything he used in the crimes he was convicted of will be seized by the gubbermint.

Diddy is in trouble. Hey, Tiny Tim, do you still have these issues?

“My thoughts were constantly interrupted by intrusive Jewish thoughts. Is it Sabbath? what time is sundown? Does this granola bar contain dairy? ... Is the Cloisters Museum within my eruv? When was my last menstrual period?”

 

[Crassmeister]

Sean 'Diddy' Combs gets standing ovation from inmates after court victory, his lawyer says

The lawyer whose defense team won acquittal for Sean “Diddy” Combs on life-sentence-eligible charges says the music mogul was greeted by a standing ovation from fellow prisoners when he returned to jail after the verdict.

apnews.com

 

[lurk]

Sean 'Diddy' Combs gets standing ovation from inmates after court victory, his lawyer says

The lawyer whose defense team won acquittal for Sean “Diddy” Combs on life-sentence-eligible charges says the music mogul was greeted by a standing ovation from fellow prisoners when he returned to jail after the verdict.

apnews.com

the peasants cheer for a man that doesnt give a single fuck about them.

 

[Call Me Tim]

the peasants cheer for a man that doesnt give a single fuck about them.

HOLY SHIT. That is the most accurate and most succinct description of how the world now is.
Fucking brilliant.

 

[Call Me Tim]

"...his lawyer says might have been the best thing he could do for incarcerated Black men in America."

Being found "not guilty" of an obvious crime, is the best thing for black criminals.

Things are going to get wild. 2026 will not disappoint.

 

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HOLY SHLIT. That is the most accurate and most succinct description of how the world now is.
Fllucking brilliant.

I have said some things similar in nature, but YOU never gave ME kudos for it. Why?

 

[Crassmeister]

I have said some things similar in nature, but YOU never gave ME kudos for it. Why?

bc U NEVER SHAVE UR BALLS

 

[Call Me Tim]

bc U NEVER SHAVE UR BALLS
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Rates: smooth.