The pets of the REAL EDF.

Barrabas

Barrabas

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Luciferian Shill Pharmacological Expert
My dog always looks so stoic in his pictures, so I started captioning them.

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Barrabas

Barrabas

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Luciferian Shill Pharmacological Expert
Quence said:
He’s cute, but he needs exercise. Bad dog owners don’t exercise their pooches.
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He's plenty exercised, every day. If you're implying he's fat, you're a retard.

1) He's half mastiff, so he is a solid AF dog, with thicc skin.
2) he's laying down. His stomach noticeably retracts upward from his ribcage when he is standing.
3) He's such a spoiled princess about his food that I have to buy good quality kibble and cover it in offal/gravy, and even then he still stops eating when he is full.
4) Last, he's gettin to be my old man now, so he's getting floppier, looser skin, and more chilled-out all the time.

Kindly fuck off.
 
Quence

Quence

EDF Hero
FAGGOT OF THE YEAR Macfag
Barrabas said:
He's plenty exercised, every day. If you're implying he's fat, you're a retard.

1) He's half mastiff, so he is a solid AF dog, with thicc skin.
2) he's laying down. His stomach noticeably retracts upward from his ribcage when he is standing.
3) He's such a spoiled princess about his food that I have to buy good quality kibble and cover it in offal/gravy, and even then he still stops eating when he is full.
4) Last, he's gettin to be my old man now, so he's getting floppier, looser skin, and more chilled-out all the time.

Kindly fuck off.
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Hmm, you’re too eager to explain away his obvious obesity. My guess? YOU don’t like to exercise and so your laziness has resulted in your poor dog not getting the exercise he desperately needs.

Man up, get off your fat arse, and take your dog for AT LEAST 2 walks per day.

Get it? Got it? GOOD!
 
SK2.0

SK2.0

Dramacrat
Metalhead Anti-Communist Prussian Bud Aficionado EDF2 Survivor Number 1
Barrabas said:
He's plenty exercised, every day. If you're implying he's fat, you're a retard.

1) He's half mastiff, so he is a solid AF dog, with thicc skin.
2) he's laying down. His stomach noticeably retracts upward from his ribcage when he is standing.
3) He's such a spoiled princess about his food that I have to buy good quality kibble and cover it in offal/gravy, and even then he still stops eating when he is full.
4) Last, he's gettin to be my old man now, so he's getting floppier, looser skin, and more chilled-out all the time.

Kindly fuck off.
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Ignore the tranny.
 
Barrabas

Barrabas

Newfag
Luciferian Shill Pharmacological Expert
SK2.0 said:
Ignore the tranny.
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Haha, I literally did. It has become pretty clear it lives to shit out poor quality bait and boiler-plate rhetoric. Can't remember if I had done it on EDF2. At the time it joined, there was a steady stream of dingbats coming in from some recently-defunct community of jackoffs and pedos or something, and its a bit fuzzy.

If I can guess what someone would post before I read what they have written, there's not much point to it.
 
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