Tis as they say
You build one house, no one will call you a builder
You solve one equation, no one will call you a mathematician
You write one story, no one will call you a writer
But suck one cock, and you will be a faggot for life
Yep, just like that one Norm MacDonald quote...
Something like "you have sex with 1 goat, everyone calls you a goat fucker."