Here is his birthday gift to Americans: - Convicted of 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree (New York, 2024 hush money payments disguised as legal expenses)- Charged with willful retention of national defense information (multiple counts classified documents case)- Charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice (classified documents case)- Charged with withholding or concealing a document or record (classified documents case)- Charged with false statements (classified documents case)- Charged with altering, destroying, mutilating, or concealing an object or record (classified documents case)- Charged with conspiracy to defraud the United States (federal January 6 / election interference case)- Charged with obstruction of an official proceeding (federal January 6 case)- Charged with conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding (federal January 6 case)- Charged with conspiracy to violate rights (federal January 6 case)- Charged with violation of the Georgia RICO Act (Georgia election interference case)- Charged with conspiracy to commit false statements and writings (Georgia case)- Charged with solicitation of violation of oath by public officer (Georgia case)- Charged with false statements and writings (Georgia case)- Charged with influencing witnesses (Georgia case elements)- Accused of bank fraud and making false statements to financial institutions (multiple investigations)- Accused of insurance fraud (related to asset valuations)- Accused of tax fraud and evasion (various probes and civil findings)- Found civilly liable for persistent and repeated business fraud by inflating asset values for loans and insurance (New York Attorney General civil case, $454+ million judgment)- Accused of sexual assault, rape, groping, and non-consensual kissing by at least 28 women (dating back to 1970s)- Found civilly liable for sexual abuse and defamation (E. Jean Carroll case, 2023)- Accused of walking in on underage girls changing in beauty pageant dressing rooms- Accused of sexual harassment and assault during business dealings and on The Apprentice- Accused of campaign finance violations beyond the New York hush money case- Accused of witness intimidation and pressuring officials in election-related matters- Accused of obstruction of justice in multiple contexts (classified documents and election cases)- Accused of misusing charitable foundation funds (Trump Foundation civil case, foundation dissolved with penalties)- Accused of fraud in Trump University (settled civil lawsuit with payments to students)- Accused of emoluments violations and self-dealing while in office (multiple lawsuits and ethics complaints)- Accused of pressuring state officials and creating fake elector slates (part of Georgia and federal cases)- Accused of inciting or encouraging the January 6 Capitol riot through public statements- Accused of attempting to overturn the 2020 election through multiple false claims and schemes- Accused of retaliating against or defaming accusers (multiple defamation-related claims and lawsuits)